Meanwhile...
Al Qaeda captures first military base since the Iraq War, in Southern Yemen
Iranian proxy sends our marines home unarmed from the Yemeni capital after toppling the US aligned government
ISIS captures a vital town and surrounds a base in Iraq where 300 marines are trapped
Boko Haram rampages across the Nigerian border into Cameroon and Niger, massacring all in their path
Iranian proxy army slashes its way through the dregs of the Free Syrian Army near the Golan Heights, towards Israel
OBAMA IS A JOKE!
...but...but...he’s so cool and so hip!
GBYL = Governing by YoLo
God please save us!