To: Brother Cracker
SQUAAWWK .. tiny dick .. tiny dick .. SQUAAWWK !
2 posted on
02/10/2015 12:15:26 PM PST by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but, they're true)
To: Brother Cracker
Might be funny the first time.
After that it could lead to fried bird.
3 posted on
02/10/2015 12:19:20 PM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Brother Cracker
Wonder if the bird testified at the divorce. I also want to know how the new owners can deprogram him, I worry about his blood pressure.
4 posted on
02/10/2015 12:20:00 PM PST by
Mjaye
(Obama's chickens have come home to roost.)
To: Brother Cracker
Most hilarious bird mimic I’ve seen ever. Sad at the same time, though, but fortunately those impressions tend to diminish over time if the bird doesn’t hear the source again.
5 posted on
02/10/2015 12:20:10 PM PST by
steve86
(Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc OÂ’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
To: Brother Cracker
That’s funny. I like the story about the English speaking parrot that disappeared, then showed up four years later speaking Spanish.
7 posted on
02/10/2015 12:23:27 PM PST by
Rusty0604
To: Brother Cracker
9 posted on
02/10/2015 12:34:39 PM PST by
pa_dweller
(If just one life can be saved, isn't CCW worth it?)
To: Brother Cracker
I once knew someone who raised birds and sold aviaries for a living. He had a Myna that talked prolifically. He used buy young parakeets and put them in the same room with it. Pretty soon they learned to speak from the Myna, and he could sell the talking parakeets for 3 to 4 times as much as he paid for non-talking parakeets.
13 posted on
02/10/2015 12:39:52 PM PST by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!",)
To: Brother Cracker
That made me cringe...you could actually feel the hate. The bird needs to take an anger management class.
14 posted on
02/10/2015 12:46:47 PM PST by
moovova
To: Brother Cracker
Animated for sure. ...too funny.
Can't understand a single word.
To: Brother Cracker
24 posted on
02/10/2015 1:04:44 PM PST by
Bobalu
(If we live to see 2017 we will be kissing the ground)
To: Brother Cracker
Goodness gracious! The bird’s body language is telling.
To: Brother Cracker
One of my church members is involved in parrot rescue. She says it’s not at all uncommon for older birds to reenact very surprising personal conflicts.
26 posted on
02/10/2015 1:17:23 PM PST by
Tax-chick
("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
To: Brother Cracker
I saw this over on LiveLeak and thought “That poor bird”. He’s quite the performer though and plays all the roles.
27 posted on
02/10/2015 1:48:46 PM PST by
dljordan
(WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
To: Brother Cracker
My parents have a yellowed headed amazon parrot they’ve had for almost 40 years now,,, it is amazing what they pick up and when they repeat it...
I hope I can outlive that damn bird..
28 posted on
02/10/2015 2:13:02 PM PST by
ßuddaßudd
(>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
To: Brother Cracker
29 posted on
02/10/2015 2:13:35 PM PST by
rlmorel
("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant)
To: Brother Cracker
Cockatoos are good at that. When my then 10-year old daughter went on a weekend field trip, her brothers put a boombox in her room which played the "George of the Jungle" theme song on an endless-repeat CD track for the whole weekend.
She had to listen to the bird sing that song for weeks when she came back.
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/georgeofthejunglelyrics.html
George, George
George of the Jungle,
Strong as he can be.
(Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree! George, George,
George of the Jungle,
Lives a life that's free.
(Ahhhhhhhh)
Watch out for that tree!
When he gets in a scrape,
he makes his escape
with the help of his friend,
an ape named Ape.
Then away he'll schlep
on his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula*
Stay in step.
Well....George, George
George of the Jungle,
Friend to you and me.
Watch out for that tree!
31 posted on
02/10/2015 3:40:31 PM PST by
Thud
To: Brother Cracker
33 posted on
02/12/2015 2:02:35 AM PST by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Brother Cracker
34 posted on
02/12/2015 2:12:26 AM PST by
Pajamajan
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