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Al Sharpton Versus the Teleprompter: Volume 4
Free Beacon ^ | January 26, 2015 | : David Rutz

Posted on 01/26/2015 6:59:24 PM PST by MeshugeMikey

MSNBC host Al Sharpton’s apparent lack of preparation for his own show has become the stuff of legend, so much that now four volumes of his teleprompter flubs and incredible mispronunciations are now part of the Free Beacon annals.

In this latest installment, Sharpton wrecks the names of such people as Ebola patient Nina Pham, quarterback Troy Aikman and actor Ray Romano, of animals like koalas (kola-cue?), and of general terms like waterboarding (waterboating), manhunts (manhoods), YouTube (UseTube) and asphyxia (asphema).


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: much; sharpton; waterboating
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this is on the Free BEACON ..Revrunt Sharpton... not the Free Bacon..., MUCH
1 posted on 01/26/2015 6:59:25 PM PST by MeshugeMikey
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To: MeshugeMikey

Wha-chew mean I be lookin like a deflated football?

2 posted on 01/26/2015 7:12:49 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: MeshugeMikey

is it possible that an evil conspiracy of straight white men have been slipping cursive into the teleprompter?


3 posted on 01/26/2015 7:14:09 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Free Beacon annals of Rev. Al’s greatest gafts.

Should be entitled “Al Sharpton’s greatest anus gafts”, because you know the Rev. Al is blowing it out of his ass.


4 posted on 01/26/2015 7:15:23 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: BerryDingle

sorry al... the fAXES is the FAXES..Much!!


5 posted on 01/26/2015 7:15:30 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

al sound.... like he have been WATERBOATED!!


6 posted on 01/26/2015 7:16:09 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: left that other site

oh if only I had a chance to doctor al’s scripts.....!!


7 posted on 01/26/2015 7:18:56 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Maybe someone axed him the wrong question?

Pray America is waking


8 posted on 01/26/2015 7:28:05 PM PST by bray (Palin/Cruz to the WH)
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To: BerryDingle

iz like weez much gots to stop doze white craka head racists slave owners who live in da south west eastern states of the south! we much need to take all ov dare money and give it to me! eye deserv to be given 4.5 million billion dollaz and I want it now! Now iff u all accuse me, i much need to go take a chit in some white azz toilet!


9 posted on 01/26/2015 7:29:10 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: MeshugeMikey

I can only imagine! LOLOLOL


10 posted on 01/26/2015 7:30:05 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

One of the few people in the world who can make dust look smart.


11 posted on 01/26/2015 7:33:26 PM PST by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: bray

al manglement of duh langudge,,,,is FEE NOMINAL


12 posted on 01/26/2015 7:35:46 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Resist we much.


13 posted on 01/26/2015 7:37:43 PM PST by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

What a laughing stock this country must be around the world.


14 posted on 01/26/2015 7:38:50 PM PST by jetson (Can I catch you a delicious bass...)
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To: Silentgypsy

all has phlegm for a brain.... much

must be the aids medication


15 posted on 01/26/2015 7:39:18 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: jetson

I just cant imagine being able to keep a straight face asking that kind of question.

these people truly are sheep


16 posted on 01/26/2015 7:40:16 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

For an illiterate SOB, he’s done pretty well.


17 posted on 01/26/2015 7:49:36 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.)
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crime pays!


18 posted on 01/26/2015 7:50:15 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey


19 posted on 01/26/2015 8:26:34 PM PST by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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“For an illiterate SOB, he’s done pretty well.”

Ain’t DAT de trufe.


20 posted on 01/26/2015 10:06:35 PM PST by bluejean (The lunatics are running the asylum)
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