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Al Sharpton Versus the Teleprompter: Volume 4
Free Beacon ^
| January 26, 2015
| : David Rutz
Posted on 01/26/2015 6:59:24 PM PST by MeshugeMikey
MSNBC host Al Sharptons apparent lack of preparation for his own show has become the stuff of legend, so much that now four volumes of his teleprompter flubs and incredible mispronunciations are now part of the Free Beacon annals.
In this latest installment, Sharpton wrecks the names of such people as Ebola patient Nina Pham, quarterback Troy Aikman and actor Ray Romano, of animals like koalas (kola-cue?), and of general terms like waterboarding (waterboating), manhunts (manhoods), YouTube (UseTube) and asphyxia (asphema).
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: much; sharpton; waterboating
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this is on the Free BEACON ..Revrunt Sharpton... not the Free Bacon..., MUCH
To: MeshugeMikey
Wha-chew mean I be lookin like a deflated football?
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:12:49 PM PST
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: MeshugeMikey
is it possible that an evil conspiracy of straight white men have been slipping cursive into the teleprompter?
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:14:09 PM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: MeshugeMikey
Free Beacon annals of Rev. Al’s greatest gafts.
Should be entitled “Al Sharpton’s greatest anus gafts”, because you know the Rev. Al is blowing it out of his ass.
To: BerryDingle
sorry al... the fAXES is the FAXES..Much!!
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:15:30 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
al sound.... like he have been WATERBOATED!!
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:16:09 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: left that other site
oh if only I had a chance to doctor al’s scripts.....!!
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:18:56 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
Maybe someone axed him the wrong question?
Pray America is waking
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:28:05 PM PST
by
bray
(Palin/Cruz to the WH)
To: BerryDingle
iz like weez much gots to stop doze white craka head racists slave owners who live in da south west eastern states of the south! we much need to take all ov dare money and give it to me! eye deserv to be given 4.5 million billion dollaz and I want it now! Now iff u all accuse me, i much need to go take a chit in some white azz toilet!
To: MeshugeMikey
I can only imagine! LOLOLOL
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:30:05 PM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: MeshugeMikey
One of the few people in the world who can make dust look smart.
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:33:26 PM PST
by
econjack
(I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
To: bray
al manglement of duh langudge,,,,is FEE NOMINAL
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:35:46 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:37:43 PM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Mind your atomic bonds.)
To: MeshugeMikey
What a laughing stock this country must be around the world.
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:38:50 PM PST
by
jetson
(Can I catch you a delicious bass...)
To: Silentgypsy
all has phlegm for a brain.... much
must be the aids medication
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:39:18 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: jetson
I just cant imagine being able to keep a straight face asking that kind of question.
these people truly are sheep
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:40:16 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
For an illiterate SOB, he’s done pretty well.
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:49:36 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.)
To: ClearCase_guy
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posted on
01/26/2015 7:50:15 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
01/26/2015 8:26:34 PM PST
by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: ClearCase_guy
“For an illiterate SOB, hes done pretty well.”
Ain’t DAT de trufe.
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posted on
01/26/2015 10:06:35 PM PST
by
bluejean
(The lunatics are running the asylum)
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