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My dentist is a comedian.
1 posted on 01/16/2015 10:44:32 PM PST by Morgana
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Too bad her mother didn’t feel that way too.


2 posted on 01/16/2015 10:57:06 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: Morgana

My mother always said she’d rather have a baby than go to the dentist. She hated going to them.


3 posted on 01/16/2015 10:58:31 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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In December I had to take a written driver’s test.
Said I’d rather go to the dentist.
Or take actual driving test.

Kinda changed my mind when I got only 1 wrong answer - - totally unbelievable.
Very thankful.


4 posted on 01/16/2015 11:16:25 PM PST by USARightSide (S U P P O R T I N G OUR T R O O P S)
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I'm still trying to figure out this obsession with abortion. The left wants everybody else to treat this as if it's a common occurrence, that it's a necessity for women as if they are constantly getting pregnant and need to have abortions once a month. I'm 52, I can honestly say I have never in my life met any woman who had an abortion, unless they are really ashamed and never told me. But I am very close to a lot and I know they wouldn't hide that, they tell me everything! So where are all these women who feel they need abortions constantly to the point where they feel they need to protest and carry on and scream and yell?

And then this crap "Stop the war on women" War on women? What happens in a war? People die. Who is doing the killing here? And why do I always see lesbians at these protests? Do lesbians constantly get pregnant?


6 posted on 01/17/2015 2:25:49 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Obama: 7 acts of blatant treason and counting.)
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To: Morgana

At least SHE has a choice...


8 posted on 01/17/2015 4:11:08 AM PST by FrankR (They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
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To: Morgana

I believe her. Women never lie about going to the dentist.

9 posted on 01/17/2015 5:21:47 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (This is known as "bad luck". - Robert A. Heinlein)
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“They’ve mastered the technique, improved it, no fuss.”

Said a Nazi: Extermination camps are so much less fuss than rounding up Jews in public, digging large holes, shooting them, burying them...

Think about it. That way we also get all of their stuff, free labor before killing them...Why, we can make a profit off of mass murder!


12 posted on 01/17/2015 7:51:23 AM PST by vladimir998
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