Mother stabs son for ‘lying about eating four pork chops’

Metro [UK] ^ | 12 Jan 2015 | Matt Payton

[Slings and Arrows]

NOW you tell me!

[Slings and Arrows]

The son is 15. The mom is 57.

The pork chops were delicious.

[Slings and Arrows]

Truly, life imitates art.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Attempted murder: the other white meat.

DANG!

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Pork chops are Serious Business.

[WorksinKOP]

A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.
The baker said, “We aren’t a butcher; we don’t sell meat here.”
So the duck left.
The following day the duck went back and asked again.
This time the Baker said, “No, if you come here again I will nail your feet
to the floor.”
The following day the duck returned and asked, “Have you any nails?”
The baker replied, “No.” And the duck said, “Well, I’ll have two pork chops then.”

[Gamecock]

Police report that will never be filed in a Muzzie country.

[Gefn]

It’s a good thing the son wasn’t Homer Simpson. He’s always eating pork chops, and he’s fought both Bart and Santa’s Little Helper for the last one.

[kjam22]

lol

[driftless2]

The liberal sensible solution: Ban the eating of pork chops and lock up all knives. Prevent all citizens from obtaining those obviously dangerous items.

[Daffynition]

Cats rule...dogs drool.

[Darksheare]

She did.

[Ken H]

Do not. Repeat. Do NOT google her pic!

[defconw]

With out looking, let me guess a fat Amish with gold teeth?

[defconw]

She needs a new weave. :)

[Redcitizen]

She was busting his chops.

[day10]

Good advice.

[Trillian]

[dfwgator]

[Slings and Arrows]

Truly this story has channeled the cultural zeitgeist.