Posted on 01/05/2015 4:04:10 PM PST by BBell
So Fran faked her death.....
I thought it was Fawn Liebowitz who died.
Or was that Fawn Lebowitz?
She changed her name from Fawn to Fran. Like we wouldn’t notice.
I thought it was Fawn...
She changed her name.
May we dance wif yo dates?
Kiln explosion? She just made me a pot.
That’s what Fran Lebowitz looks like after eight margaritas and a couple hundred mics of Owsley.
Shelly Dubinsky
But you can tell from the video she was grievously injured.
Not guilty.
The Kiln explosion caused the confusion.
Animal House?
WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts – Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus. Liebowitz, 20, a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana, was tragically killed while firing a pot in the new kiln in Sylvia Plath Hall. “Messy” was how Wounded Deer Fire Chief Michael Redman described the scene of the accident. “It was hard to tell the pot shards from the body parts,” said the pyrodefense professional. “She just blew like a frog sucking on a cherry bomb,” Redman added. The cleanup of Plath Hall has been further complicated by a thin coat of glaze that has affixed many of the body parts to the light fixtures and hand railings. In the wake of this tragedy, there has been talk among Emily Dickinson students of renaming Plath Hall to Fawn Hall. Until she was blown to bits, friends would say that Fawn’s best feature was her smile. Her roommate, Shelly Dubinsky (sophomore, primitive cultures), described Fawn as “a special friend who liked to share her thoughts and experiences, and who had a curiosity about life and relationships.” Her long-time boyfriend (they were “engaged to be engaged”), Eric “Otter” Stratton of nearby Faber College, was in shock when he first learned of Fawn’s passing. “I just talked to her last week. She was going to make a pot for me,” Stratton said while attempting to hold back tears. Services have already been held. In lieu of flowers or donations, the family requests that friends express their grief by posting comments on line at: www.myspace.com/crazycueball. CCNN thanks The Blue Republic (www.thebluerepublic.com) for contributing to this iReport.
Just fat, drunk and stupid.
Wasn’t she killed in a kiln explosion?
Not Fran Lebowitz, author of “Metropolitan Life” and “Social Studies”?
She wrote fantastic stuff & was very politically incorrect, especially about faggies.
Fran’s attitude about exercise was summed up by her wish that cigarettes came out of the pack already lit.
So she’s dissing Hillary now? I’ll have to forward her my name for H. which is “The Flying Buttress”.
That minx! She was going to make a pot for me.
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