Demented Johnson ?
But then, don’t we all do that when the fast food peons mess up our order ???
Gee you should see what I do if my fries are cold...
no hot sauce! Shooting spree.
Or if there was too much salt.
“Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass.”