Ninety-nine dead baboons,
Sitting in my living room
99 nonhuman persons,
Some drunk, passed out—others cursin’
This one’s Fred, that one’s Dinah
And there’s Big Ned in my recliner!
But at the end of the day, they’re just dirty apes, aren’t they?
Have you been in a zoo ape house on a warm summer day?
You get used to the smell. Sure you do.
Like you get used to the smell downwind of a feedlot or hog farm.
So you non-human persons can keep your hands to yourselves, you understand this one finger sign language there Koko?
LOL!