Posted on 12/20/2014 1:37:04 PM PST by NKP_Vet
Man walks into a Catholic church and asks the priest if he will do a funeral for his dog. Looking dazed the priest says "sir absolutely not, this is a Catholic church, we don't do funerals for animals. Go down to the protestant church, I'm sure they do a lovely funeral for your dog". The man said "thank your Father, do you think $10,000 is enough to offer for my dog's funeral". "$10,000 the priest exclaimed, why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic"!!
That sounds more scientologist to me...
I thought it was “right on the money”.
Not so sure about the Catholic part ... but definitely democrat
These days, what`s the difference?
I’ve told that one a few times; always good for a belly laugh!
LOL, very PUNNY!
So repeating: What`s the difference?
That is funny!!!
Heh.
Money jokes are irrespective of religious group
Once there was an airliner over the Pacific that began to ave engine trouble. As there was no place within 1000 miles to land the plane was going to have to ditch into the ocean right in the middle of a typhoon. The pilot informed the passengers of the bad news over the intercom and added that they had about 20 minutes of glide time before the all died in the crash and advised them to all make peace with their Lord.
Several Buddhist on the plane began to meditate. The Catholics began praying the rosary and the Baptist took up an offering
A young Irish lass goes home to see old Dad for the first time in 3 years. As she walks in the door she hands him a stack of cash and says, “Here you go, Dad, a little something to help you out.”
Dad says, “now, where would a lass like you be getting all that money?”
“I’ve become a prostitute, Daddy, and I have a lot of money now.”
“Well, ye’re not welcome in my house. Now, take this filthy lucre and get out, forever.”
“Does that mean you don’t want the new car and truck load of good Irish whiskey, either?”
“Wait, did you say prostitute?, I thought you said protestant. Come give yer old daddy a big hug.”
A young black kid asks his mother, “Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?”
“Well, child, socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our stuff free, like cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EBT, WIC, free school lunch, free healthcare, utility subsidy, and on and on, ...you know. That’s socialism “.
“But mama, don’t the white people get mad about that?”
“Sure they do honey. That’s called racism.”
THAT’S...THAT’S...THAT’S...pretty darn true to life, actually.
That one’s my favorite!
Trash like that is one reason I can’t recommend this board to anyone I know. It is an embarrassment.
Trash like that is one reason I can’t recommend this board to anyone I know. It is an embarrassment.
I get it. Hit the abuse button.
I think you miss his point: Many blacks (and white liberals) ARE CONVINCED that capitalism is “white” and only benefits whites, and socialism is the only system that will benefit blacks, and that therefore anyone who resists it is racist.
Just tell them to stay away from "chat" and "the smoky backroom". Sheesh!
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