[Pining_4_TX]

This just in... Dieting causes global warming! Stock in Krispy Kreme soars! People on the left coast stop jogging! People now ashamed to put those self-righteous marathon mileage stickers on their Prius vehicles!

[MeshugeMikey]

the world as we KNEW IT just ended!

Invest in Weight Gain supplements

[EagleUSA]

And people get paid to do this crap, to write about it....
They must live in such an empty world (liberalism) that they degenerate to this.

Hey, the sun causes global warming!!! Let’s regulate the sun.

[a fool in paradise]

The second most frequently asked question is whether weight loss can cause global warming.

[shove_it]

Man Bear Pig swallows it all, from the looks of him.

[thackney]

That is just returning the carbon previously removed from the systems outside the body.

The plants removed CO2 from the atmosphere in the first place. You either eat the plants, or you eat the animals that eat the plants.

No carbon is created or destroyed in the process, just moved from one location to another.

[stars & stripes forever]

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips may well be a true adage if food police have their way.

No dieting - for the planet.

[PROCON]

This Hugh Ping.

[Twotone]

I’m always happy to find another excuse NOT to diet!

[rdl6989]

Ban Weight Watchers! Save the planet!

[Popman]

Bm

[Steely Tom]

Fat is carbon fixation!

[Zeppo]

Good thing for the world that Michael Moore is not losing any fat, huh...

[daku]

soo, algore is actually good for the environment ?

[Army Air Corps]

So, fat people are “Carbon Sequestration Units.” Perhaps obese people should attempt to secure a grant for their work in combatting Man-Caused Climate Unpleasantness.

[spokeshave]

Yeah....and liposuction physicians in LA use the fat to power up their Diesel Mercedes cars....so causing increased emissions....

Surgeon uses human fat to run his cars - The Independent www.independent.co.uk › ... › Health News

The Independent

Dec 26, 2008 - By Guy Adams in Los Angeles ... Using human medical waste to power vehicles (or indeed for any other commercial purpose) ... motorists roughly the same mileage as they would get from regular diesel, the magazine added.

[Da Coyote]

There ya go, Moochelle is actually fighting glow-bull warming.

[SkyDancer]

Tax It!!

[GeronL]

if you see people jogging or exercising, yell at them from the car as you pass “Stay fat, save the world”!

We need Green Sin Taxes on gyms and diet aids!

[married21]

This explains halitosis?

[minnesota_bound]

GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!
To save the planet STOP BREATHING!!!!