Posted on 12/15/2014 8:55:35 AM PST by Baynative
Vice President Joe Biden demonstrated that he is slipping deeper into senility this week when he gave a speech swearing that he once violently ambushed an unsuspecting kid who allegedly kicked his sister off of her bicycle.
The tale told by Biden bore a remarkable resemblance to a scene in “The Godfather,” in which Sonny Corleone pummels Carlo Rizzi for abusing Corleone’s pregnant sister, Connie.
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The event celebrated “men who combat violence against women.”
Biden regaled the audience with a brutal anecdote about his youth — when he was Joey Biden — that he insisted was totally true.
“I remember coming back from Mass on Sunday,” Biden explained, according to the Beast. “Always the big treat was, we’d stop at the donut shop.”
His father was waiting in the car, as was the custom, he said. On this occasion, Biden’s sister, Valerie, “tugged on” the future vice president’s arm and said, “‘That’s the boy who kicked me off my bicycle.’”
Once the family got home, Biden swore, he hopped on his bicycle and returned to the donut shop. The boy was still there, he said, “leaning down on one of those slanted counters.”
Next, Biden attested: “I walked up behind him and smashed his head next to the counter.”
But that’s not all. Oh, no.
“His father grabbed me, and I looked at his son and said, ‘If you ever touch my sister again, I’ll come back here again and I’ll kill your son.’”
Biden’s own father later allegedly told Joey he was proud of his son for the death threat.
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This guy has been telling "whoppers" his entire career. I think most of the beltway probably laughs at him behind his back, including his own staff.
(how does a person like this end up with a 'staff' in the first place?)
As I recall, Sonny died in a hail of gunfire.
Did Joe Biden just find out he’s the white Token ?
Delusions of grandeur. Doesn’t bode well for when the senility really kicks in.
Joe’s nickname in the Senate was “Slow Joe” (not a joke) because of his stupidity.
If Joe is Sonny, then call me Barzini.
I mean, that’s storybook, man...
Obama’s a pimp, but I didn’t know until this day that it was Jarrett all along.
There’s also a similar scene in “Goodfellas” where a young Henry Hill pistol-whips a young man for harassing his girlfriend. I wonder if they based that movie on Joe Biden’s life.
I had Biden pegged more as a Fredo... or even a Paulie.
“”I think most of the beltway probably laughs at him behind his back, including his own staff. “”
And probably the sister!
More like Joe Bag O’ Donuts.
Ok, Barzini.. You can call me Barcardi.
More like Senator Geary.
ha! he is no Sonny that's for sure... Freddo is more like it, except Freddo garnered some sympathy...
I made my bones when you were dating cheerleaders.
I think Biden has been saying for years - I deserve respect, but never had it.
Would not want what happened to Sonny to happen to Biden.... if such a beautiful care was going to get riddled.
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