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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 12/12/2014 4:27:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 4:58:42 AM PST
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mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:01:52 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: mykroar
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:03:47 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: a fool in paradise
What was the most surprising thing about Sinatra’s death?
The Mafia had nothing to do with it.
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:10:14 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: a fool in paradise
What has two broken legs & floats down the river?
People who tell Sinatra jokes.
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:10:32 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Lucky9teen
Page one! Here in the eastern Coachella Valley, all the TV newsies are on storm watch ---- waiting for our anticipated 1/10" of spritz.
In these parts, their assigned Danger Boy sets up the crew at a running gutter in Indio....
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:24:08 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
Some amusing "upchuck meme" results:
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:26:53 AM PST
by
upchuck
(Ferguson: Put your hands down and go to work!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:33:42 AM PST
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CJ Wolf
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 5:41:00 AM PST
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CJ Wolf
To: Lucky9teen
Ugh, I get a picture of Dianne Fineswine!
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 6:02:01 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: dayglored
DANG! Well, it’s still Friday!!
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posted on
12/12/2014 6:09:16 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 6:38:42 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Sign in a photographer's shop: Shoot the family, hang the kids and frame the wife.)
To: ErnBatavia
Coachella Valley? I've heard of it!
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posted on
12/12/2014 6:59:24 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: upchuck
"Stand, Upchuck!"
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posted on
12/12/2014 7:00:53 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Lucky9teen
The Zebra Dies
The Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.”
So the zebra went off in search of God.
When he found Him, the zebra asked, “God, please - I must know am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
“You are what you are.”
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him. “Well, did God straighten out your query for you?”
The zebra looked puzzled. No sir, God simply said “You are what you are.’’
St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are, You are white with black stripes.”
The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?”
‘Because, said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.”
WARNING: If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin after yo white ass!!!
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posted on
12/12/2014 7:01:40 AM PST
by
Twotone
(Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
To: a fool in paradise
There are many incompetent idiots in govt and industry.
But Joseph Biden has to be at the pinnacle.
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posted on
12/12/2014 7:02:03 AM PST
by
nascarnation
(Impeach, Convict, Deport)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 7:06:37 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: PistolPaknMama
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posted on
12/12/2014 7:08:08 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/12/2014 7:08:10 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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