[Morgana]

Gamecock this sounds like something a megachurch would do. You hear anything about it?

[mountn man]

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce;

Special orders don’t upset us.

All we ask is that you let us serve Jesus your way…

Have him your way, Have him your way

Have him your way, Have Jesus your way.

(oops, wrong franchise)

[mountn man]

McDonalds is our kind of place
Its such a happy place
hap hap hap happy place
A clean and snappy place
McDonalds is our kind of place
It's such a happy place
McDonalds is our kind of place.

(Perfect Joel Osteen Theology)

[mountn man]

I can just imagine their hymnals.

[melsec]

I have a better idea - how about I go to my nearest Macca’s and start preaching on a Sunday morning - I wonder how far into Leviticus I would get?

[Billthedrill]

Why limit it to fast food? Why not get Goldman-Sachs and Merrill Lynch and the like to open up a few offices? I think I remember reading something about money-lenders in the temple one time.

What? Oh. OK, maybe I better re-read that...

[Celtic Conservative]

McCommunion
The miracle of the fries and filet o’ fish.
The sermon at the drive thru
40 years wandering in the dessert parfait.
The parable of the mustard packet.

CC

[2ndDivisionVet]

McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattle snakes
They stomp you on the floor
They kick you out the door
The last time I went there,
They stole my underwear.

McDonalds is your kind of place
They slap you in the face
French fries between your toes
Pickles up your nose
And dont forget those slimy shakes
Fresh from polluted Lakes

McDonalds is your kind of place.

[Varsity Flight]

Government papers

Government inspectors

The Sound of Music

[dfwgator]

Further proof Idiocracy is already here.

[Secret Agent Man]

the only churches that would allow such crappy food in them are themselves, most likely, crappy churches.

[Sherman Logan]

Sounds to me like the Walmart situation.

Walmart had always had snack bars, but they just weren’t very good at running them and often lost money. So they teamed up with McD’s. Now they both make money.

My understanding, which may be wrong, is that a lot of larger churches have snackbars or coffee shops of some type. And I suspect they often lose money, and have to be subsidized out of general church funds.

Bring in McD’s and they’ll probably be paying something into the church funds rather than taking out.

While I suppose there’s a decent argument to be made that a church shouldn’t be in the restaurant business at all, I fail to see why it’s more spiritual to run an unprofitable restaurant than a profitable one.

[moovova]

When the after-service caloric offering at my church exceeds the youth group cookie and lemonade table out in the rotunda...I’m finding a new, less fattening church.

(Of course, this threat does not apply to the occasional congregational covered dish meals that occur in the Fellowship Hall.)