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Ferguson Jury Decision Expected on Black Friday
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| 2014-11-24
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Posted on 11/24/2014 6:40:57 AM PST by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
Goods will be flying off the shelves.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ferguson; riots
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It's a joke. Get over it.
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:41:33 AM PST
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
It's actually a great idea.
The protesters/looters would be outnumbered 100 to 1 by shoppers.
Cowards, they are.
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:42:54 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Any energy source that requires a subsidy is, by definition, "unsustainable.")
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
Dang, that would be a hoot!
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:44:27 AM PST
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
I thought a joke is supposed to be funny?
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:44:27 AM PST
by
al baby
(Hi MomÂ…)
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
I have to say it. Something is REALLY fishy around here. I don’t get it. Darren Wilson is not on trial right now. A grand jury has been convening for weeks now trying to determine simply if there is enough evidence to charge Officer Wilson if any crimes were committed. Seems to me this should only take a few hours to decide whether or not to indict him. It doesn’t make any sense at all.
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
I can see it now:
“Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! The Grand jury just announced they will not indict. We have closed our registers and all items are now free. Happy thanksgiving!”
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:45:45 AM PST
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:48:22 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
If they can’t get the riots going early enough, the Black Friday lines will be much smaller. Could kill sales everywhere.
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:48:47 AM PST
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
A grand jury has been convening for weeks now trying to determine simply if there is enough evidence to charge Officer Wilson if any crimes were committed. Seems to me this should only take a few hours to decide whether or not to indict him. It doesn’t make any sense at all.Consider this:
The Grand Jury has to 'interview' all the witnesses and consider the physical evidence. The Grand Jury only meets once a week.
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:51:22 AM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
♪♫ April 26th, 1992
There was a riot on the streets, tell me where were you?
You were sittin' home watchin' your TV
While I was paticipatin' in some anarchy
First spot we hit it was my liquor store
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:52:41 AM PST
by
ßuddaßudd
(>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
To: UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide
Can you imagine? Shutting down retail store Black Friday forever? Who would go to a store knowing there are protesting thugs actively trying to start a riot above and beyond the normal lot of zombies?!?
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:58:36 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
Wonder if hoodyboy got the TV home. His brothers are looking at it pretty close.
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posted on
11/24/2014 6:58:42 AM PST
by
bray
(Palin/Perry 16 two Ps in a pod)
To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
They will continued to be called into session until they come up with the answer Obama and Holder want.
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posted on
11/24/2014 7:00:45 AM PST
by
damper99
To: Arkansas Toothpick
ha!
Meanwhile, isn’t it raaaaaacist to use the term for the shopping day after Thanksgiving this way? Yeah, I know, stores wind up “in the black” but I see this term all over TV, circulars, etc. We need to be more sensitive.
Come in for our Friday-of-color sales.
To: bray
Wonder if hoodyboy got the TV home. His brothers are looking at it pretty close.
They are like my chickens. When one gets a big cracker, the rest gang up and take it down with the result being they all get a little bit of the cracker.
But a little bit of a TV isn’t worth much.
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posted on
11/24/2014 7:04:03 AM PST
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: cuban leaf
Dang, that would be a hoot loot! Fixed it. :)
To: PistolPaknMama
Dang, that would be a hoot loot!
Fixed it. :)
That was one of the best reparations I’ve seen in a long time.
:-P
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posted on
11/24/2014 7:05:20 AM PST
by
cuban leaf
(The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
To: Arkansas Toothpick
How does one discern a “normal” Black Friday from this one? Wally World is always a smash and grab. People have actually been killed/maimed/punched on a “normal” Black Friday. Thefts increase. Guess this one may be different as police may have to actually do something?
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posted on
11/24/2014 7:06:51 AM PST
by
donozark
(Andrea Chalupa:"Ukraine is fighting for survival. The UN is fighting for relevancy.")
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