the following had to happen:
Go... 
Cowboys!
Tell, Jerry, I'll be waiting for him... 
in the restroom on Concorse 'C'
Okay, okay-- Yuk it up... 
while the true football fans with class and savoir faire will be wanting my Week 11 dead certain picks!
The other Gay, Lezbo and Bye-sexual teams this week are the Crab City Black Byrds, der Jags and them Stooler Killing, High Stepping Jersey Jets.
Thursday Night both the Bills and Phins are coming off a loss but I'm going to stick with the Greatest NFL Aggie Quarterback that doesn't wear Brown. Fish fry Bills--
Sunday regular action finds Atlanta's Dirty Byrds adding to Cam's miseries--
Gadzooks, am I picking the Viqueens over Da Bears? Yeah, I guess I am--
Allegra, don't hurt me but I'm picking Johnny Football's Browns over your Texicans--
Okay, big, I need your Packer Wackers to kick them Godless Iggles into next Tuesday-- Can do?
And I feel my Old Dallas Texans will lay the wood to the Seahags--P>
Sorry, Andy, going with Drew this day in Nawleans--
The Soapy 9er will clean Manning Lite's clock and scrub his hindquarters, too--
Manning Heavy will slaughter the Ewes--
RG3 with get his bucking ears nailed back by the Have'a Tampa Bucking Ears--
Sorry, Seven but even the Bolts won't lose to your Waiders--
I think the Loin Chops will pluck out Ariz Zona's tail feathers--
Okay, big, I picked your Packers to beat the Iggles but I'm going with those Lucky Colts over your Pats tonight--
Monday Night finds the Stoolers visiting Allegra's Old Earlers and danged if I ain't picking the home team to pull out a win--
Now, How's 'bout them Horney Toads? In the College Playoff Final Four this week... 
and gunning for the top spot--
TCU will take care of business against Kansas Saturday. Da Baylor Bears will whip it up on Okie State and no matter which of my Love Child Quarterbacks Sumlin plays, they will stomp Missouri at Kyle Field--
Hummmmmm-- Is that all there is... 
this week?
Gadzooks, I miss... 
my Boys--
AND listen up!
twosgether--
y'all get your picks in!
the Football Man!
with either hand,
with bow-legged women--
the Football Man!"
when a plan comes twogether!
get your picks in--
...gosh darn it, people like them.
