[uglybiker]

...will not be allowed to burn wood, nor manufactured fire logs...

There's still things like tires and plastics! :-P

[MeshugeMikey]

and Effigies...there are always Effigies!!

[MtnClimber]

I live above the 7,500 ft limit in Colorado. Those living lower get .gov hell. I have an EPA rated wood burning stove, but I think the jackboots kick doors in before asking questions. If I lived lower I would shoot first and ask questions later. The freaking .gov worker totalitarians and all that.