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24 Alternate Titles for Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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| Jenna Mullins
Posted on 11/06/2014 2:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
That great disturbance in the force you felt this morning? It was just Disney announcing the official title of Star Wars: Episode VII. What? You think they were just going to stick with the roman numerals?
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Cool, right? Or do you hate the title so much that you immediately went to www.nooooooooooooooo.com to press the button?
Either way, we came up with a big list of alternate titles, just in case J.J. & Co. change their minds. You're welcome, Disney!
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (And It's Really Cranky From Its Nap)
Star Wars: Millennial Falcon
Star Wars: We Also Think Han Shot First
Star Wars: The Leaking of Spoilers
Star Wars: Age of Ultron 2
Star Wars: We Promise Jar-Jar Isn't in This One
(Excerpt) Read more at eonline.com ...
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: disney; disneystarwars; startrekwars; starwars
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:36:29 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
I didn’t know it went to sleep.
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:38:21 PM PST
by
Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: I find your lack of ideas disturbing.
To: Tijeras_Slim
Star Wars: Used to be good, but was ruined by money grubbing fat asses.
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:43:39 PM PST
by
FreedomStar3028
(Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Inherent Resolve
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:44:05 PM PST
by
Maceman
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Tying to be Spaceballs
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:44:06 PM PST
by
DakotaGator
(Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: The Farce Awakens
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:45:21 PM PST
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
The funniest vid on YT is a critique of The Phantom Menace.
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:47:25 PM PST
by
HMS Surprise
(Chris Christie can STILL go straight to hell.)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Beating a Dead Horse.
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Luke Stops Whining
10
posted on
11/06/2014 2:53:55 PM PST
by
scouter
(As for me and my household... We will serve the LORD.)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: The Search for More Money
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posted on
11/06/2014 2:54:24 PM PST
by
qam1
(There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Darth Mouse
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:00:56 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:02:02 PM PST
by
molson209
(Blank)
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:03:11 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: The force awakens Biff’s trust fund spending on Limited collectable one of a kind high dollar certified exclusive merch...And a crap movie ticket with personalized selfie with Han Solo commerative cup and popcorn
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:03:33 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
(Feet to the fire folks. YOU PROMISED!)
To: Norm Lenhart
Opps...(all teH above plus) THE PREQUIL!
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:05:51 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
(Feet to the fire folks. YOU PROMISED!)
To: BenLurkin
“Star Wars: The Resale Value of My Laserdisc of the Unadulterated Version of “The Empire Strikes Back” Increases.
Yeah, it’s a bit unwieldy, but it does have a certain ring to it.
To: BenLurkin
The $earch for More Money...
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:13:18 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: BenLurkin; GeronL; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:13:34 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
To: BenLurkin; null and void
Star VVars VII: Darth Snow White And The Seven Sharknadoes
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posted on
11/06/2014 3:15:14 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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