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24 Alternate Titles for Star Wars: The Force Awakens
eonline.com ^ | Jenna Mullins

Posted on 11/06/2014 2:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin

That great disturbance in the force you felt this morning? It was just Disney announcing the official title of Star Wars: Episode VII. What? You think they were just going to stick with the roman numerals?

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Cool, right? Or do you hate the title so much that you immediately went to www.nooooooooooooooo.com to press the button?

Either way, we came up with a big list of alternate titles, just in case J.J. & Co. change their minds. You're welcome, Disney!

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (And It's Really Cranky From Its Nap)

Star Wars: Millennial Falcon

Star Wars: We Also Think Han Shot First

Star Wars: The Leaking of Spoilers

Star Wars: Age of Ultron 2

Star Wars: We Promise Jar-Jar Isn't in This One

(Excerpt) Read more at eonline.com ...


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: disney; disneystarwars; startrekwars; starwars
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1 posted on 11/06/2014 2:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

I didn’t know it went to sleep.


2 posted on 11/06/2014 2:38:21 PM PST by Timber Rattler (Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars: I find your lack of ideas disturbing.


3 posted on 11/06/2014 2:39:56 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Star Wars: Used to be good, but was ruined by money grubbing fat asses.


4 posted on 11/06/2014 2:43:39 PM PST by FreedomStar3028 (Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars: Inherent Resolve


5 posted on 11/06/2014 2:44:05 PM PST by Maceman
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To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Tying to be Spaceballs
6 posted on 11/06/2014 2:44:06 PM PST by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars: The Farce Awakens


7 posted on 11/06/2014 2:45:21 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

The funniest vid on YT is a critique of The Phantom Menace.


8 posted on 11/06/2014 2:47:25 PM PST by HMS Surprise (Chris Christie can STILL go straight to hell.)
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars: Beating a Dead Horse.


9 posted on 11/06/2014 2:49:08 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars: Luke Stops Whining


10 posted on 11/06/2014 2:53:55 PM PST by scouter (As for me and my household... We will serve the LORD.)
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars: The Search for More Money


11 posted on 11/06/2014 2:54:24 PM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: BenLurkin
Star Wars: Darth Mouse


12 posted on 11/06/2014 3:00:56 PM PST by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars : Leak Fest


13 posted on 11/06/2014 3:02:02 PM PST by molson209 (Blank)
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To: KarlInOhio
@(@*(#@@(#. Someone blocked the picture.

Well, it's at http://echunks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/darth-mickey-freak-head_edvinPz.png and was pretty well done.

14 posted on 11/06/2014 3:03:11 PM PST by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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To: BenLurkin

Star Wars: The force awakens Biff’s trust fund spending on Limited collectable one of a kind high dollar certified exclusive merch...And a crap movie ticket with personalized selfie with Han Solo commerative cup and popcorn


15 posted on 11/06/2014 3:03:33 PM PST by Norm Lenhart (Feet to the fire folks. YOU PROMISED!)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Opps...(all teH above plus) THE PREQUIL!


16 posted on 11/06/2014 3:05:51 PM PST by Norm Lenhart (Feet to the fire folks. YOU PROMISED!)
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To: BenLurkin

“Star Wars: The Resale Value of My Laserdisc of the Unadulterated Version of “The Empire Strikes Back” Increases.

Yeah, it’s a bit unwieldy, but it does have a certain ring to it.


17 posted on 11/06/2014 3:12:22 PM PST by Junk Silver
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To: BenLurkin
The $earch for More Money...
18 posted on 11/06/2014 3:13:18 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: BenLurkin; GeronL; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition

Jar Jar Has Two Chakra


19 posted on 11/06/2014 3:13:34 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: BenLurkin; null and void

Star VVars VII: Darth Snow White And The Seven Sharknadoes


20 posted on 11/06/2014 3:15:14 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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