[Slings and Arrows]

As if I needed more reasons.

[Slings and Arrows]

[WayneS]

Cats are evil.

[Veto!]

My shelter cat Andy came leaping onto the bed in the middle of the night…he was so agitated, I got up and looked out he window…saw a man trying to break into my car.

Andy the watchcat:)

[LostInBayport]

they make great alarm clocks

Yes, and my furry alarm clock is set at 5 a.m.! There is no instruction manual for this type of clock.

[Duckdog]

Is a cat going to jump into cold water an retrieve a duck for me?

Then I don't want one.

[KarlInOhio]

With all that cats do for us — studies show they lower blood pressure

I had one that did - usually by draining a pint of blood from me when she and I disagreed about what she should do.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Fresh Chinese food every night of the week.

[bigbob]

Great reminder that it’s time for me to go take my cat’s afternoon reading nap...

[Mygirlsmom]

I am horrendously allergic to cats. When the girls were little, one of them asked if we could get a kitty.

"No, honey, momma can't live in the same house as a cat because it makes me sneeze."

Her reply? "We promise to visit you every day, Mom!"

[Minsc]

Had two, one died from old age the other from a coy wolf. Miss them like mad.

[married21]

We have two rescue cats. It is truly heartwarming to drive up to our house and see a cat in the window waiting for me. I am just naturally a bit melancholy, and I have lost parents and two siblings. Even though I have so much to be grateful for— a husband and beautiful children, for example, the additional blessing of having warm furry friends to greet me when I get home is a big comfort. I know our whole family is happier with them around.

[Huskrrrr]

[BenLurkin]

Hoomna does not adopt kitteh.

Kitteh adopts hooman.

[familyop]

[wheat_grinder]

They make great crab bait. I’ll take one.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

... But, are they dishwasher safe?

[Catmom]

How many kitties do you have?

I have three, BTW.

[CodeToad]

[Gefn]

You should adopt a cat because cats are angels in fur

[Terry L Smith]

I live in a wood framed, wall to wall carpeted apt, with a $500 fee for owning a pet.

The first time a cat demonstrates, “Mine!” (and you KNOW what I mean), would be the last time, since the ‘aroma’ will never get out of the wood.

I like cats - owned a couple, including a seal point Siamese, along with my three Dobermans.

Now, can’t do it.