[PLMerite]

“1. Sylvester Stallone, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot”

If my ex-girlfriend and I had remained on speaking terms, I’d still be apologizing for taking her to see “Tango and Cash.”

And while we’re on the subject, did anyone regret making “Battlefield Earth”?

[Slings and Arrows]

And while we’re on the subject, did anyone regret making “Battlefield Earth”?

Speaking of Battlefield Earth, J.D. Shapiro, one of the credited screenwriters (he wrote the first draft, and was fired due to Executive Meddling), started an apology letter on the movie with this:

"Let me start by apologizing to anyone who went to see Battlefield Earth. It wasn't as I intended — promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn't really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch those."

Ref.