NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 6]

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[Bender2]

Week 6

Bye teams: Kansas City Chiefs, New Orleans Saints

Thursday, Oct. 9

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans, 8:25 p.m.

Sunday, Oct. 12

Chicago Bears vs. Atlanta Falcons, 1 p.m.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m.

Baltimore Ravens vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 1 p.m.

Denver Broncos vs. New York Jets, 1 p.m.

Detroit Lions vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.

New England Patriots vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.

Carolina Panthers vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.

Green Bay Packers vs. Miami Dolphins, 1 p.m.

San Diego Chargers vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:05 p.m.

Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle Seahawks, 4:25 p.m.

Washington Redskins vs. Arizona Cardinals, 4:25 p.m.

New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Oct. 13

San Francisco 49ers vs. St. Louis Rams, 8:30 p.m.

[Bender2]

Chapter 6 is upon us, campers-- My Boys are 4 and 1! And, gadzooks, Chewie. Hold it down. He's upset that my Old Dallas Texans... and the Ain'ts are bi- and gay this week.

Guess I better plug in... and transmit my picks to y'all.

Thursday Night I foresee bad Luck for Allegra's Texicans... My Lone Star Bros deserve so much more--

In regular Sunday action Da Bears still have that festering Cutler and them Georgia Black Byrds find their way to 3 and 3--

Allegra's Old Earlers get back in the win column with a victory over the helpless Jags--

The Have'a Tampa Bay Boys had so much promise but their nightmare continues as the Crab City Black Byrds comes calling--

Manny Heavy vs Old Vic Salve-- Need you ask who wins?

De Loins take on the Viqueens-- Sorry, big, both cannot lose. Detroit takes the win here--

Another sorry, big-- The Bills put one over on your Patty Cakes. Yeah, old rusty bucket Kyle bites Tom right in his well toned hinney--

Cam and Andy go at it hammer and tongs and the Redheaded Stepchild wins one for Cincy--

The Stoolers visit Manzielworld and someway, somehow... Johnny finds a way for the Browns to win--

Get you best smile on, big-- Aaron Boy takes the Phins apart--

My, my, my, Seven-- Your Waiders just don't get a break, do they?

Red Spuds & Red Byrdwings in the desert. Well, in this strange snack a football game breaks out and Arid Zona gets the win--

Sunday night them Godless Iggles will probably win but I'm going out on a limb... and call it for the Jersey Jints in an upset--

Monday night the 9ers get the soap drop on the Yews--

The Seahags think they are unbeatable at home. Perhaps so, but I am saying right here, right now... my Boys win one for old Tom!

Thanks, Bend, but I think you wish for too much... but if the Cowboys win in Seattle, I'll eat my fedora.

To round thing off, here are my dead-solid perfect college picks:

My knocked down to number 14 Aggies get some revenge by knocking off #3 Old Miss... and we'll hear Shep moan and groan all next week on FNC--

Da #5 Bear continue to roll over #9 TCU--

Old Cuz Larry's Semi-Strong Teasips go to the fair and get a stomach ache from what fried stuff the #11 Sooners force-feed them--

#2 Auburn gets #3 Mississippi State back to reality and a loss--

Now, it is y'all turn... to get your pick in--

[Bender2]

Get your picks in... before I thrown 'em in the creek!

All you Texans, Vote for Wendy Davis-- She brings out... the real woman who aborts all her kids in me!

Gadzooks! FR scrtewed up! That was supposed to be my commercial... for my Bendy Dolls that never stop wetting the bed!

[Perdogg]

I wish the NFL would use correct English. New Orleans and Kansas City are idle and do not have “byes”.

[skinkinthegrass]

I'll take MA' Kettle, for the win dinner.

[PROCON]

Egads, the boys over my beloved seabirds, I don't think so.

Tony is looking good this year but did you see Russell's performance against the scarlet-hued derma team?

Seahawks by 5...

[Bender2]

Re: I'll take MA' Kettle, for the win dinner.

Tell me true, Ma-- Are you giving skink your home cookin'... or are you giving him your home cooking?

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[Bender2]

Re: I wish the NFL would use correct English. New Orleans and Kansas City are idle and do not have “byes”.

Really, dogg, old man-- Neither those Religious Icons nor the Native American Feathered Leaders... are me!

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[GOPsterinMA]

IND
TEN
BAL
DEN
DET
NEW
CAR
CLE
GB
SD
ATL
SEA
ARZ
NYG
SF

[Bender2]

Re: ...did you see Russell's performance against the scarlet-hued derma team?

Gadzooks, Pro! You are bragging... about beating ObamaCity's one win, RG3less racist named team by 10 points?

I stand by my call... AND Tom will eat his fedora--

Hey, Bender? Are you crazy? The Cowboys couldn't win in Seattle... even if they rode real horses and had real six-guns!

Ja, ja, Duckman, vou are probably correct-- Yet if zee Boys do win up der, a Seattle fan riot is an ungly thingk... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun!

[Bender2]

re: Just got back from a very remote vacation and checked in on my Loins. Ahtolya Can’t wait for your list this week tho.

Well, here you... are, Clet!

And this week I went... with your boy, Kyle--

[kevkrom]

Colts get it done on the road in Houston to establish they ARE the power in the division.

Falcons nip the Bears at home.

I’ll go Tennessee over Jacksonville... but really, who cares?

The non-incarcerated members of the Ravens will have an easy time at Tampa.

I’ll take the Jets over Den... hahahaha... who am I kidding? Broncos blow this one out.

A week ago I’d have picked the Lions to win at Minnesota easily. Now, I’ll do it, but I have doubts.

The Bills are the beast of the east and will beat the near-geriatric Brady and company.

Cincinnati will continue to put on the wins over Carolina.

My Steelers aren’t particularly good this year... but they’re a hell of a lot better than the Browns.

Packers/Dolphins... a toss-up to me. I just have a gut feeling on Green Bay to win this one.

The Chargers will cruise over the Raiders.

Seahawks over the Cowboys. Seattle will be beat, but not this week.

For the Redskins, the good news is that you’re playing the 3rd best team in the NFC West this week. The bad news is that even the Cardinals will stomp you into the turf.

The Giants have actually started playing well... but Philly’s a tough place. As I have a reflex reaction against picking Philly for anything, I’ll go with New York here.

Not a gimme, but the Niners should handle the Rams.

[Dr. Sivana]

I’m not going over the whole list, but I am calling for the Rams to win outright over the 49ers on MNF (despite weak support at the home stadium).

[BenLurkin]

Go Browns

[Impy]

Colts will be Luck-y enough to hand Texas their first home loss

Jags sucks. So do the Titans. I’d be very tempted to pick the jags if at home for them, it’s not. Titans. Jags keep the goose egg.

Browns the early betting favorite? I wouldn’t bet on them beating the fighting Rapeslethbergers.

Packers slice and dice some Dolphin meat, pack it into cans, and ship them to Japan

The Orioles top Lovie’s Devil Rays

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS JETS JETS, lose badly to Denver, badly. Rex Ryan’s wife is gonna be sore after this one.

Cincy rebounds and wins a tough one against Fig Newton and his Charlotte Bobcats

The Lions use TFC Bank Park as a litter box, the Vikings refuse to clean it and choke to death on cat shite

New England is back? Who can tell? But they have Bison Burgers for lunch.

Oakland has well ranked pass defense? Must be cause of the QBs they’ve faced so far. Rivers drowns them.

My Chicago Cardinals handle the “Washington Football Club”

My Chicago Bears are cooked, I’d pick them at home against ATL, but not in Atlanta

Bender’s boys make it close, but Seattle holds court at home.

NYs three game winning streak is put on hold in Philly

Niners/Rams? The same week as a Giants/Cards NLCS? How about that. Niners get it done.

IND
TEN
PIT
GB
BAL
DEN
CIN
DET
SD
AZ
ATL
SEA
PHI
SF

[SevenofNine]

I think Seabirds going get your cowpokes bad time

There is old saying in Wash state and Alaska

There is right way, wrong way, and Norweign way

Any Deadliest Catch fan would tell you that Bender

Hate to say about it

I think both my future LA Team Chargers beat other future LA team Raiders

[SevenofNine]

Hey Bender any word from your “Hollywood contacts” with Stephan Collin child molestarion I hear he was pain in the a*** on Star Trek the motion picture

[big'ol_freeper]

Here we go maties. Week 6!!

The Midgets over the Beagles
The Buzzards over the Redspuds
The Dirty Birds over the Bearlies
The Bungles over the Punters
The Folds over Allegra's Texians
The Titians over the Jagwursts
The Purple Parakeets over the Pirates
The Mules over the Cessnas
The Kitties over the Vicekings
The Patriots over the Beefaloes
The Brownstains over the Stools
The Packers over the Tunas
The Charredburgers over the Traitors
The Seasnails over Bender's Cowpokes

Und

The Fluffy Niners over the Lambs

[SevenofNine]

I see future St Louis turn LA Rams again LOL!

[SevenofNine]

Speaking of future LA Again Raiders LOL!

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[big'ol_freeper]

I’ve been hearing that rumor. I hate to see a icon franchise relocate...even though they’ve done it before. But the bay area has the Fluffy Niners.