Posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Undocumented white house occupant.
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh yeah? Who was the guy ?”
“Tiger Woods.”
“Tiger Woods, the golfer ?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
“What are you doing ?” asks the wife.
The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do ?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing ?” she asks.
The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”
“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, “Are you calling room service ?”
“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
All boxes are one.
Welcome to the box nexus, the conspiracy is now.
Yes, that post works.
That was hilarious!
I saw that lady do that on the Letterman show about 20 years ago.
Thanks. I’ll have to add that to my email before sending the one I got yesterday.
I would like to get a hold of the drugs the guy who snapped that photo was taking.
The elevator ride video was awesome.
Thanks for posting!
Thanks for that - good for a lot of laughs.
Now that’s funny I tell ya.
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