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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Why did Holder resign?
Maybe he wants to hold office...or something?


Let's hope better days are ahead, nonetheless...


Stupid Things Eric Holder Has Said Or That Have Been Said About Him

Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards. ~ Holder

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At a time when our moral standing in the world has been weakened by a rubber stamp Justice Department that placed the Bush Administration above the law, we now need someone who is objective and independent. And, make no mistake, eric holder is independent. ~ Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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There are a whole variety of reasons I want to be attorney general, a whole variety of things that I do as attorney general that go beyond national security. ~ Holder

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“If you want to call me an activist attorney general, I will proudly accept that label.

…[To critics that say there's an] activist civil rights division and this is an activist attorney general — I’d say I agree with you 1000 percent and [I am] proud of it.”

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I don't have any intention of resigning. ~ Holder

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Top 10 signs Eric Holder lied to congress and to America about Operation Fast and Furious:

10. His greyhound dog is named “Fast” and his Chihuahua is named “Furious.”

9. His voice cracks like Justin Bieber’s whenever he discusses the topic.

8. When he’s constipated, Fast & Furious is his go-to laxative.

7. Every Halloween he dresses like Paul Walker.

6. His right eye violently twitches every time Darrell Issa walks into the room or his name gets mentioned.

5. Roger Clemens tweeted, “Holder’s good. Real good …”

4. His nose grew 19 inches when he claimed no prior knowledge.

3. When he said he didn’t know about F&F his pants burst into flames. It’s true.

2. He keeps trying to change the subject to Solyndra.  

1. King Samir Shabazz just stated on his blog, “Of course he knew, you stupid white cracker b*tches!”

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Q: If you put a cup in a cup holder,

and your toothbrush in a toothbrush holder,

what do you put in an Eric Holder?

A: Sodium pentathol

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: holder; ofst; resign; silliness
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1 posted on 09/26/2014 5:55:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!


2 posted on 09/26/2014 5:57:22 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before the ping!


3 posted on 09/26/2014 5:57:46 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP TEN!

To answer the question...I’d like to buy a mosque and turn it into a....smoking crater.


4 posted on 09/26/2014 5:57:57 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...






CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST




5 posted on 09/26/2014 5:58:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: ShadowAce

Here before the ping


6 posted on 09/26/2014 5:58:12 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: Lucky9teen

.... barbecue joint.

7 posted on 09/26/2014 5:59:20 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Holder is to be Obama’s next nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.


8 posted on 09/26/2014 5:59:21 AM PDT by WhiskeyX
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To: Lucky9teen

9 posted on 09/26/2014 5:59:24 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!


10 posted on 09/26/2014 6:00:57 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ruby Tuesday’s!!!!!!!


11 posted on 09/26/2014 6:01:22 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: Lucky9teen

Pork abattoir


12 posted on 09/26/2014 6:01:43 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: left that other site

TOP TEN!

WOO HOO!


13 posted on 09/26/2014 6:01:44 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen
We shall find out
Sooner or later
If Abdul will pray
To a glowing crater
14 posted on 09/26/2014 6:02:01 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Lucky9teen

i’d like to buy a mosque and turn it into a Chick-Fil-A...


15 posted on 09/26/2014 6:03:28 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: All

16 posted on 09/26/2014 6:08:00 AM PDT by Squidpup ("Fight the Good Fight of Faith")
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20?


17 posted on 09/26/2014 6:09:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Squidpup

We’ll take top 20!

Happy Jewish New Year.


18 posted on 09/26/2014 6:09:34 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Manchuria Called. They want their Candidate Back!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

top 21


19 posted on 09/26/2014 6:14:40 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: EQAndyBuzz; left that other site

20 posted on 09/26/2014 6:16:03 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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