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I thought perhaps Miss Hessler watched the movie "Total Recall" (Schwarzenegger version) too many times.
1 posted on 09/23/2014 12:04:19 PM PDT by C19fan
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The three-breasted mutant was in both versions.


2 posted on 09/23/2014 12:06:55 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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So, she is a consummate liar who has no talent and has never accomplished anything.

In other words, she is a soul sister of the Hillabeast, Nancy Pelosi, Fauxahauntis, Baba Boxer, Debbie Was-a-man Schmutz, etc, etc.

(Notice, they’re all lib women. Conservative women are too busy accomplishing things through talent and ability.)


3 posted on 09/23/2014 12:06:55 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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I didn’t know “breast” was on the organ donor list.


5 posted on 09/23/2014 12:08:25 PM PDT by Misterioso ("Capitalism is not the system of the past; it is the system of the future" -- Ayn Rand)
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I’m so disappointed.

I’m so disappointed.

I’m so disappointed.


6 posted on 09/23/2014 12:08:34 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Really.....................well great then there is still hope for civilization. /s?


7 posted on 09/23/2014 12:09:11 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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I feel like a real boob for believing this yesterday.
8 posted on 09/23/2014 12:09:53 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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The three-breasted lady sounded too good to be true...

to whom?

9 posted on 09/23/2014 12:10:35 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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Dang. She had a kinda Leela from Futurama thing going on, but in the other direction.


13 posted on 09/23/2014 12:14:46 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Her boyfriend was thiiis close to getting a 3rd hand implant. Dodged that one!


15 posted on 09/23/2014 12:15:54 PM PDT by albie
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Two’s a couple. Three’s a crowd.


17 posted on 09/23/2014 12:16:24 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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The 21-year-old calling herself 'Jasmine Tridevil' and claiming to have undergone plastic surgery to add a third breast, has been connected by internet-rumor site Snopes to a Tampa, Florida massage therapist named Alisha Hessler. Snopes discovered that the website JasmineTridevil.com is registered to a person named Alisha Hessler, and that Tridevil bares striking resemblance to a Tampa masseuse named Alisha Jasmine Hessler .


"Okay, you had your fun. Can I get it back now?"

18 posted on 09/23/2014 12:17:16 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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The weird story was a bust.


22 posted on 09/23/2014 12:21:33 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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I called this yesterday. The photo was obviously a poorly done photoshop, and her name was just too cutesy to be true.


25 posted on 09/23/2014 12:23:40 PM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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Try a search for “supernumary nipple.”


29 posted on 09/23/2014 12:35:01 PM PDT by Nepeta
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30 posted on 09/23/2014 12:35:05 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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Shades of Total Recall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YTG6ACg6x0


31 posted on 09/23/2014 12:35:25 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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Darn...so much for a second career in triple-over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders.


32 posted on 09/23/2014 12:36:04 PM PDT by moovova
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So here's another picture of three boobs.


37 posted on 09/23/2014 12:40:12 PM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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I’m still trying to figure out how she imagined men who focus on breasts would be turned off by more instead of less!


41 posted on 09/23/2014 12:44:41 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (When anyone says its not about Islam...it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.)
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“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men,’ she claims”

Oh yeah, that’ll do it...


42 posted on 09/23/2014 12:45:15 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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