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To move out of the red and fund their new ministry, 90 percent of the new TV program consists of Bakker and his new wife and preaching partner, Lori Graham Bakker, trying to sell supplies.

And their big push right now is on survival products, which Bakker calls 'Love Gifts.'

Among the offerings are the Time of Trouble Beans Offer, consisting of 14 totes full of black bean burger mix for $3,000; Bakker's Dozen Extreme Canteen Kit, including 13 packs of ponchos, thermal blankets, glow stick and whistles for $500; and his Survival Food Brick Monthly Club with 90 servings of food for $50 per month.

1 posted on 09/15/2014 12:18:06 PM PDT by sevinufnine
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‘Money’s gonna be worthless when disaster strikes,’ Bakker shouted at his audience the other day. ‘That’s why I am telling you to stock up on food and survival supplies so you can feed your loved ones when that time comes.’

According to Jim and Lori’s website, JimBakkerShow.com, the survival necessities include clothing, water and all kinds of packaged food supplies, mostly dried foods and powders. $1000 will buy you 10 buckets of beans and two buckets of tomato flakes. And for an additional $10 they’ll throw in the bucket opener!


2 posted on 09/15/2014 12:19:19 PM PDT by sevinufnine (A moderately bad man knows he is not very good. A thoroughly bad man thinks he's alright. C.S. Lewis)
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How awesome for him to rebound so well.
He is truly twice blessed, once with Tammy Faye and now this new ministry.

Truly blessed.


3 posted on 09/15/2014 12:20:49 PM PDT by humblegunner
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Or you can hand over just $400 for one of Jim’s special Lentil burger buckets, a bean bucket, a rice bucket and one rice AND bean bucket. And $3,000 will buy you seven whole years of food packets with a bonus of TWO survival DVD’s – providing your DVD player still works post disaster.

There’s one more bonus if you hurry… A LARGE PRINT Bible – perhaps in case you misplace your glasses while running for your life.


4 posted on 09/15/2014 12:20:53 PM PDT by sevinufnine (A moderately bad man knows he is not very good. A thoroughly bad man thinks he's alright. C.S. Lewis)
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Yep. Surfed across him on one of the channels on my dish.
You’d think he would have learned his lesson.


5 posted on 09/15/2014 12:21:09 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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It has been said that those who are living will envy the dead.

I accept that if I am around when this stuff happens that I may very well die. May I die as God’s friend.


12 posted on 09/15/2014 12:31:04 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
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So, is my PTL Club membership card still valid?

Also, can I get an updated address to send my checks to Jim Bakker?

Any chance Tammy will be back?

(PTL = Pass The Loot)


13 posted on 09/15/2014 12:32:47 PM PDT by moovova
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33 posted on 09/15/2014 12:48:41 PM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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And their big push right now is on survival products, which Bakker calls 'Love Gifts.'

Jan Crouch in touch with her lawyers yet?

34 posted on 09/15/2014 12:51:55 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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ORDER NOW ! The first 100 customers will receive a FREE TAMMY FAYE MAKEUP TROWEL !


42 posted on 09/15/2014 1:07:39 PM PDT by Einherjar
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I'm waiting for the PTL(People That Love) Special.
51 posted on 09/15/2014 2:30:39 PM PDT by blam (Jeff Sessions For President)
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This is WAYYYYY old news guys.

Jim has been out of prison for DECADES and has been selling this crap for at LEAST a decade now.

I worked in Branson back in ‘05-’06. His “Show” was across the street where I lived and he was selling this stuff on his daily t.v. show.

Hey, if folks are dumb enough to fall for it - ...fool me twice... Shame on THEM.


52 posted on 09/15/2014 2:44:35 PM PDT by joethedrummer
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Does it include a helmet in case the Rapture happens when I am driving?


53 posted on 09/15/2014 2:59:26 PM PDT by jimbug
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To: GiovannaNicoletta; F15Eagle; .45 Long Colt; Buddygirl; Former Fetus; Bockscar; Graybeard58; JLLH; ..

Ping


55 posted on 09/15/2014 5:16:54 PM PDT by WKB
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