[skeptoid]

Then they tried to burn it . . . .

[GeronL]

probably part of a traveling carnival or circus at one point... why would they burn it?? That could have led to an interesting history lesson

[Ouchthatonehurt]

It’s Carlos Danger!

[blueunicorn6]

Those boys should run because Paul Bunyan is gonna be pissed when he comes back and finds his lunch all burned up.

[skinkinthegrass]

..no mustard? ..chili? ..other fixin'..the savages. 😉

[blueunicorn6]

Giant Flaming Weenies!

What a great name for a rock band.
(And a tip of the hat to Dave Barry)

[Jack Hydrazine]

Disco Inferno
by The Trammps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn)

To my surprise, one hundred stories high
People getting loose y’all, getting down on the roof
Folks are screaming, out of control
It was so entertaining when the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say

(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down

Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
(Burnin’)
I couldn’t get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say

(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down y’all
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down

Up above my head
I hear music in the air
That makes me know
There’s a party somewhere

Satisfaction came in a chain reaction
(Burnin’)
I couldn’t get enough, so I had to self-destruct
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody going strong, and that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say

(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down

(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down

(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot

(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
When my spark gets hot

(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot
(Just can’t stop) when my spark gets hot

(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn)
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno

[GraceG]

Probably from a Japanese Hot Dogu Stand.

Washed out to sea by the big Tsunami and found it’s way to Alaska...

[blueunicorn6]

Why, I’ve seen herds of these things on the tundra. You don’t want to spook them. There’s nothing more dangerous than a weenie stampede.

[blueunicorn6]

It’s a good idea to have one of these in your backpack when you go into the wilderness.

“Crap! It’s a grizzly sow and we’re between her and her cubs! What are we going to do?”

“Quick! Frank! Throw out the weener decoy!”

[blueunicorn6]

“Look! It’s a Viking funeral for Barney Frank!”

[Mastador1]

Have the EPA arrested and charged them yet for air pollution and burning without a permit?

[smokingfrog]

Fumes from burning styrofoam are toxic.

[FreedomGuru]

9 foot hot dog! Has Michael Moore been seen in Alaska?

[a fool in paradise]

[faithhopecharity]

it fell off of Oscar Meyer’s new space saucer..

[Gefn]

It was a gift from Joey Chestnut