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To: Lazamataz

in the beginning the earth was without form and void, and darkness stretched across the face of the waters...
and God said “Let there be beer!”.


8 posted on 08/28/2014 10:39:38 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: camle
and God said “Let there be beer!”.

You mean: and God said “Let there be lite beer!”, don't you?

15 posted on 08/28/2014 10:50:47 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: camle
in the beginning the earth was without form and void, and darkness stretched across the face of the waters... and God said “Let there be beer!”.

Then He screwed it all up by giving Adam a chick named Eve.......

In an effort to make up for His mistake, He gave Adam Monday Night Football.......but left the nagging Eve to ruin Adam's Monday nights with the guys.

24 posted on 08/28/2014 10:57:11 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Is there such a thing as a vegan zombie?)
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To: camle; Lazmataz

God maid the whirled and wested.
God maid mails and wested.
God maid woeman and wested.
Scents then God, the whirled and mails have not had whirled peas!


71 posted on 08/28/2014 2:12:18 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
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