Stolen Obama statue discovered with six-pack of Twisted Tea in Pa. park

UPI ^ | Aug. 22, 2014 | Matt Bradwell

[GeronL]

for the record Twisted Tea is an alcoholic beverage although their commercials (the few I saw) never seem to state such.

[windcliff]

I wonder if it attracts flies?

[all the best]

“In addition to being a prized possession, the statue was also a bit of an investment.”

Now why didn’t Warren Buffett think of that?

“Upon hearing of the treasonous theft”

By what stretch of the imagination was it treasonous?

[LittleBillyInfidel]

A B-HO statue in Wilkes-Barre?? More like “Annie Wilkes-Barre”. Yikes!!

[hal ogen]

This woman blew a lot on money on “her most prized possession”. Is she mentally ill, an idiot or both?

[Darksheare]

It should have been left face down next to an industrial size tub of Vaseline and a log...

[left that other site]

In Quincy MA, the Baby Jesus gets stolen from the Nativity Scene every year, and then is found in strange places. It’s a yearly tradition.

I REALLY hope someone doesn’t ascribe the qualities of Baby Jesus to the Lyin King!

[JSDude1]

What kind of freak keeps a life sized Obama statue??

[Ann Archy]

Where’s the BS spewing from his MOUTH????

[Ann Archy]

A VERY STUPID WOMAN on WELFARE of SOME kind!

[Henry Hnyellar]

“I couldn’t breathe, and I had to go to the hospital.”

That’s how I felt too. Mine was from laughter.

[WhirlwindAttack]

WHY aren’t there any bullet ... nah, ‘better not say anything ... don’t want to get in trouble ...

Can you say Knob Creek....(hint, not the bourbon.)

[SgtHooper]

LMAO!

[SgtHooper]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Only on FR!

[Pollster1]

I wonder how she decorated him?

You have to be careful speculating, especially about appropriate decorations for Halloween. We don't want to overload the Secret Service - their other work actually matters.

[Political Junkie Too]

United States President Barack Obama was has been

That's probably the truest first sentence that the UPI ever produced.

-PJ

[Secret Agent Man]

where’s the furry muzzie guy on the couch with him?

[a fool in paradise]

The statue was a staple of the Wilkes-Barre, Pa., neighborhood it was stolen from, where owner Tiffany Bruce prominently displayed it on her porch and decorated it for holidays. "I peeked my head out the door and Obama's gone and I kind of went into a panic,"

#FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Darksheare]

Oh man, I thought Rod was in trouble before!
/ kidding.