Crazy, stupid, yo
top 5? 10?
TOP 5!!!!!
For the first and only time, Top Ten!!!!!!
I’m in !!
Have a great weekend !!
Well said:
Hamas is attacking.
Israel is defending.
Russia is invading.
The Middle East is smoldering.
Boko Haram is massacring.
ISIS is marching.
Iran and N Korea are threatening.
American cities are crumbling.
Our southern border is dissolving.
Our debt is skyrocketing.
Americans are hurting.
Our enemies are laughing.
Obama is fundraising.
He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London was full of pigeon shit, the people of London could not walk on the pavements, or drive on the roads.
It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and pavements clean. One day a man came to the Town Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
"I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city, but you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me £ 1 million to ask one question."
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of Nelson's Column, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue London sky.
All the pigeons in London saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the bird. The London pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew eastwards out of the city. The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man on top of Nelson's Column
The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous service to rid London of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a cheque for £ 1 million and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the £ 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.
The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Muslim?"
h/t Leo
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.... made me think of this.
At our Home Depot, the Polish sausage is at the exit doorway. You can also get hot dogs and Italian sausage.
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An illegal immigrant Mexican, an Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need
to drink with the same one twice.’
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(’cuz he’s a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
‘In Texas , we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to
drink with the same ones twice.’
WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO top 25
TGIF
Good Morning!
.....;IN!
* Democrats don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Republicans don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* Liberals don’t understand THE DEBT CEILING
* NO ONE seems to understand THE DEBT CEILING
SO - Allow me to explain.
Let’s say you come home one afternoon and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood.
Your home has sewage all the way up to the ceilings in every room.
What do you think you should do — raise the ceiling or pump out all the crap?
Your choice is coming in November. Don’t miss the opportunity!
