Soothing the snake? Guess he never heard the story of the snake and the frog.
To: Kartographer
9 feet and only 20 pounds? Bony snake.
To: CedarDave; LegendHasIt; leapfrog0202; Santa Fe_Conservative; DesertDreamer; OneWingedShark; ...
3 posted on
07/16/2014 12:35:16 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
5 posted on
07/16/2014 12:36:58 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cobra PING
6 posted on
07/16/2014 12:37:18 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: Salamander
Good for Lt. Carlos. He understands it’s better to embrace our new masters than reject them. ;^)
7 posted on
07/16/2014 12:38:12 PM PDT by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: Kartographer
Lessee... If I stopped to help, opened the hood and saw that, and was carrying...
8 posted on
07/16/2014 12:38:46 PM PDT by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Kartographer
“It was easy for me to just go in there, pick her up and hold onto her and let her feel the warmth of my hands and my body.” Bet he says that to all the girls.
9 posted on
07/16/2014 12:40:09 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: Kartographer
How does a car stall and the snake is in one piece?
10 posted on
07/16/2014 12:43:33 PM PDT by
US_MilitaryRules
(The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows
16 posted on
07/16/2014 1:17:14 PM PDT by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Kartographer
Crikey - can’t Chrysler get anything right?!? How many of these went out like this? 3? 4 million cars? ; D
18 posted on
07/16/2014 1:18:58 PM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Kartographer
“Shoot it Lizbeth, shoot it.” :-)
19 posted on
07/16/2014 1:21:04 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: Kartographer; TigersEye; Salamander
20 posted on
07/16/2014 1:21:25 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Kartographer
Maybe it was a windshield viper that got lost:
34 posted on
07/16/2014 1:44:31 PM PDT by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: Kartographer
60 posted on
07/17/2014 5:37:20 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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