In Saudi Arabia they put him in jail. In the U.S., we’d elect him.
DUDE!!
Isaffair rreally the best word here?
Was he Djinn?
Anyone seen Laz lately?
He had that Old Black Magic.
His real crime is being Syrian rather than Saudi, and probably not very rich.
He’s got the Kavorka, the lure of the animal. He’s dangerous.
magic = white wine and a chick flick
His future doesn’t look too bright…or too long. The muslims think everything that isn’t in the Koran is black magic …and punishments are harsh. If be were a woman, he would have been beheaded yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=islam+sorcery
35 girls? Or goats?
Stupid fool, he should have stopped at four, then it was legal.. Then again, the “prophet” had 16 or twenty wives, depending on who you read.
“”Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice””
We’d never have to be afraid of anything like this coming from our government. There would be prosecutions for virtue and encouragement of vice.
Man, I can barely handle the physical exertion of pleasuring one woman...
Yeah, sure, ladies, Shaitan made you do it. I believe you.
Oh man,
You think the old Nigerian scams were bad..
I am but a lowly, a poor prince!
One of 5,000..
I would gladly give you two camel farms
Just to meet me.
That seems to be a common excuse for bad behavior over there.
A man came home from a hard days work and his wife and son were waiting for him at the dining table. The wife says "Freddie's school called today and I had to go retrieve him".
"What happened" the weary father inquired.
"Seems he was having sex with two cheerleaders, one teacher, the librarian and the janitor's daughter".
The father looked at him for a moment then got up and reached for a frying pan.
"You're not going to beat him are you" asked the wife.
"Heck no" said the father, "I'm going to cook him a steak, he can't keep that up on sandwiches and oatmeal".
Someone needs to find out which brand of vitamins this guy was taking.