[shibumi]

I have always relied on my sage guru and adviser in such matters, Roger Miller:

"You c'aint roller skate in a buffalo herd...
~and~
You c'aint take a shower in a parakeet cage."

(We hold these truths to be self-evident.)

Of course they probably don't allow his music to be played in Dubai.

[Slings and Arrows]

There’s a song about such matters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw