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1 posted on 06/24/2014 8:14:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Joke I read in an email today:

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.
As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity.

Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes.

Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation.

She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, “Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I’m sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control.”

George W., ever the Texas gentleman, replied, “Your Majesty, please don’t give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn’t said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses.”


2 posted on 06/24/2014 8:20:14 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: nickcarraway

She lives in the ultimate fantasy world, why would enjoying a fantasy world TV program surprise anyone?


3 posted on 06/24/2014 8:26:04 PM PDT by doc1019
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To: nickcarraway; Tax-chick

4 posted on 06/24/2014 8:27:48 PM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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Don’t have cable.

What’s it about?


5 posted on 06/24/2014 8:28:38 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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She is a fan of the shows economic impact on Northern Ireland’s economy.


6 posted on 06/24/2014 8:29:02 PM PDT by Reaganez
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I understand she’s especially enchanted by the scenes in Littlefinger’s establishment.


7 posted on 06/24/2014 8:31:30 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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