[ClearCase_guy]

We stole 1,500 tonnes of gold from them.

That's chutzpah.

[bobo1]

Shucks, I thought they would just mint several million dollar coins to cover the loss.

[Kriggerel]

...Saltwater corroded gold bars?

Someone did not pay attention in chemistry class.

[Captainpaintball]

There is no gold. We shipped it somewhere else. Everyone is trading their gold away to each other. there is probably 5-6, maybe 100 times more gold in “circulation” than there actually is in existence.

[doc1019]

others completely corroded away

Yet we find gold bars that come from ships that took the big dive hundreds of years ago, still intact. Someone please explain this to me.

[Lx]

IT experts at the Fed verified that the Windows 3.1 based computers crashed just before their planned upgrade to Windows XP due to Superstorm Sandy shorting the electrical systems.

Windows 3.1??? Hurricane Sandy was in 2012 so they were going from a 1994 operating system to XP which was released in 2012. I'm not buying it. Their IT guys must have loved supporting Windows 3.1 on DOS or they're lying.

I believe they're lying, and badly.

[PoloSec]

Okay Germany let my show you, we have a special vault over here just for you; see it’s all yours.

Danka Fed...

The German gov’t is just as gullible as any other in Europe.

[terycarl]

if I was Germany, I would audit my deposit daily....

[null and void]

Translation, they can’t have it back because it’s gone, and if they admit it’s gone their economy crashes, so they claim we can hold it for them...

[wideawake]

I’m not sure what’s dumber - this obviously nonsensical vanity, or the posters who take it at face value.

[Clarence]

LOL, I was looking for an Onion reference.

At any rate, the German’s gold is gone, no longer here. We stole it. Or more likely, someone else stole it from us, and we didn’t even notice. Until now.

[aquila48]

The hard drive containing the location crashed and they can’t find it now.

[Praxeologue]

This must not be true because I haven't read it on Zerohedge.

Please check reputable sources before you post rumors like this.