Nude Guy Causes Chain-Reaction Highway Crash

thesmokinggun.com ^ | June 13, 2014

[Darksheare]

“Mr. Werner had injuries from the fall and he declined medical attention,”

Can’t walk or sit down because he looks like a burger king grill mistake, but he feels good about himself and his life choices.
Maybe he’s a zombie?

[mikrofon]

Werner was also charged with indecent exposure and failure to wear a seat belt, both misdemeanors.

In his defense, he claimed that witnesses noted his R's covered until he fell, only after which was Weinei exposed.....

[Slings and Arrows]

A naked man truck surfing atop a Ford Ranger as it traveled on a New Mexico highway...

Donut gets you a dollar those two can hear the Taos Hum, if you know what I mean.

[glyptol]

He just needs to claim he? was exercising his rights as a part of the LGBT community and case dismissed./S
I should have been a lawyer.
However I do sincerely wish for the recovery of the man on the motor from his injuries.

This accident, as it’s called, was caused by clearly irresponsible behavior by the driver and nude dude.

What were they thinking?

[bigbob]

some poor guy is probably going to have his whole life ruined by the stupidity of this asswipe. Whatever punishment he gets will probably not be enough.

[az_gila]

“...Whittaker was also hit with a misdemeanor count for driving without a license...”

I guess that's the NM response to illegals driving... only a misdemeanor.

[GladesGuru]

Darwin Award winner? Depends on what was “ground off”.

In any case, he wins the ‘Worse case of DIY dermabrasion’ Award.

[Delta Dawn]

It must have been some good crack...

[Bigg Red]

...Whittaker, a Tennessee native, is a mother of two young girls. On her Facebook page, Whittaker describes herself as a “polytheist” who will “bow only to the old gods and goddesses.”

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Dear Lord, please let someone responsible raise those girls.

[left that other site]

Indeed...Prayers up for the Biker.

[left that other site]

Oh my.....

[IYAS9YAS]

Just checkin’ on ya. ;-)

[Robert A Cook PE]

Would Laz hit it?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I was in a g-string in Moriarty.

[IYAS9YAS]

I was in a g-string in Moriarty.

I was, um, home. Yeah, that's it. Home. Watching Sherlock Holmes at home. Ayup. That's what I was doing.