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Nude Guy Causes Chain-Reaction Highway Crash
thesmokinggun.com ^
| June 13, 2014
Posted on 06/14/2014 2:51:41 PM PDT by BenLurkin
A naked man truck surfing atop a Ford Ranger as it traveled on a New Mexico highway fell off the vehicle and triggered a chain reaction crash that left a motorcyclist seriously injured, police report.
As detailed in a probable cause statement, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night. The man, later identified as Alexander Werner, 27, fell off the truck and was lying on the side of the road.
A motorcyclist traveling in the opposite direction was slowing down because of Mr. Werner lying in the road when he was rear-ended by a Ford van. The motorcyclist, who is not identified in court papers, suffered a major head injury and was transported to a local hospital for treatment.
Investigators allege that Tashena Whittaker (seen at right) helped Werner back into the Ford Ranger, which she was driving. The duo then drove away from the scene of the June 6 accident. They were subsequently pulled over by a patrolman about two miles down the road
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: freakflag; gaypride; newmexico; publicnudity
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posted on
06/14/2014 2:51:41 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
I was in Texas on Friday night. Really.
/johnny
To: BenLurkin
Here, hold muh beer and watch this...
To: BenLurkin
Don’t piss into the wind...
But seriously, getting hit from behind is
One of the most Dangerous things that
Can happen to a Biker, and
Has a high mortality.
To: BenLurkin
They are just prejudiced against these good folks because they are “polytheists”.
Evidently, surfing nude on the roof of a pickup is one of their sacraments./s
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posted on
06/14/2014 2:58:52 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: left that other site
PS, i am a Biker, so i find the actions of these fools particularly offensive.
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posted on
06/14/2014 2:59:38 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: BenLurkin
Werner was also charged with indecent exposure and failure to wear a seat belt, both misdemeanors. Of course.
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posted on
06/14/2014 2:59:59 PM PDT
by
FourPeas
("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
To: HangnJudge
This is the part of the story that’s glossed over, of course. Who cares why the bike slowed down? The woman driving the van following should have been paying attention.
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:03:17 PM PDT
by
FourPeas
("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
To: BenLurkin
Sounds like he was competing for the Darwin Award.
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:06:50 PM PDT
by
Fiji Hill
To: FourPeas
If there’s a naked guy in the road, I’m probably not going to see much else.
10
posted on
06/14/2014 3:09:20 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Wagglebee, welcome home we missed you! ~ Þ)
To: BenLurkin
And marijuana isn’t even legal in NM yet.
11
posted on
06/14/2014 3:11:24 PM PDT
by
fwdude
( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
To: BenLurkin
That last speed bump let out a whimper.
12
posted on
06/14/2014 3:11:53 PM PDT
by
Yogafist
To: BykrBayb
Even so, I doubt that you’re going to punt a biker.
13
posted on
06/14/2014 3:13:22 PM PDT
by
FourPeas
("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:16:45 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: BenLurkin; GeronL
, a passing motorist told cops that he spotted a naked man standing on the truck as it drove along State Road 522 in Taos last Friday night. Well it WAS a full moon last night...
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:17:35 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: HangnJudge
It’s really unfortunate for the motorcyclist.
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:18:03 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I have a classic sports car.)
To: FourPeas
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:18:55 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Wagglebee, welcome home we missed you! ~ Þ)
To: JRandomFreeper
A motorcyclist traveling in the opposite direction was slowing down because of Mr. Werner lying in the road when he was rear-ended by a Ford vanWrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:19:14 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:21:11 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: BenLurkin
Hamburgered buns.
He’ll be picking pebbles outta his skin for decades.
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posted on
06/14/2014 3:28:18 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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