[I cannot think of a name]

“People who don’t live in NY have no idea how dangerous it is to ride against the traffic as he was caught doing.”

No, no, no Alec. Riding against traffic is a GREAT idea. To make sure you can hear every sight and sound, don’t bother with a helmet either. And ride fast, really fast. You’re a BIG star, so don’t worry about stopping or yielding - none of those rules apply to you.

(With any luck at all, a New York taxi will accomplish what we’ve all wished for!)

[miss marmelstein]

Personally, I respect that he doesn’t wear a helmet. Very macho. In all other ways in this story, he’s a moron.