Sorry. You misunderstood. I didn't key you car over Sandusky. It was because of Michael Mann.
Hah! That would be more understandable. Remember though that PSU has also produced AccuWeather and Joe Bastardi.
An aside, the keying of my car didn’t even ruin my day. It IS a metaphor of what the media did here though - turning hundreds of thousands of alums/students/fans into a bunch of knuckle dragging pedophile enablers.