You said it it...Everyone knows that denying one's reptilian nature is the surest sign of guilt. The ONLY way to test for this is to bisect the specimen from head to crotch. If each side grows back then you know you have a reptile.
I wholeheartedly embrace my inner snek.
In New Mexico we take out lizard people and our reptilian alien queens seriously:
“He exploited Linda Henning’s belief in aliens to win her trust and friendship, to sell her on the idea that Girly was a reptilian alien queen involved in a plot to take over the earth.”
from here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/973139/posts