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Suspect in downtown shooting being treated for self-inflicted wound to testicles...
The Oregonian ^ | January 29, 2014 | Maxine Bernstein

Posted on 01/30/2014 9:20:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows

Talk about low T...


61 posted on 01/30/2014 10:20:26 AM PST by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: lee martell

The robber has only one ball.....

The neighbor has 2, but they are small.....


62 posted on 01/30/2014 10:22:33 AM PST by njslim (T)
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To: Slings and Arrows

PAGING THE DARWIN AWARDS COMMITTEE!

Y’All have a winner.


63 posted on 01/30/2014 10:25:34 AM PST by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est - because of what Islam is and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: llevrok

I’m thinking it’s more like 1-Pac. Or maybe No-Pac.


64 posted on 01/30/2014 10:27:15 AM PST by IronJack
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65 posted on 01/30/2014 10:41:50 AM PST by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: Slings and Arrows

New, upcoming episode on “Portlandia”?


66 posted on 01/30/2014 10:43:34 AM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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67 posted on 01/30/2014 10:45:19 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: njslim

Himmler has something similar????


68 posted on 01/30/2014 10:52:04 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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69 posted on 01/30/2014 11:08:55 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: llevrok

You are correct, Eugene is much stranger.
I used to tell friends that there are people in Oregon who think Berkeley is a conservative town.
Saying all that, I do have dear friends who live in Oregon and I do miss “The Green”.


70 posted on 01/30/2014 11:16:14 AM PST by Zathras
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To: Slings and Arrows

If you stick a pistol down the front of your pants and it snags on something, goes off and the bullet hits you in the scrotum, you might not have meant to do it, but it wasn’t strictly speaking an accident.


71 posted on 01/30/2014 11:31:26 AM PST by RichInOC ("Why do you guys all sit on your helmets?")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Hah! The guy who shot himself in the balls, his name is Johnson. here
72 posted on 01/30/2014 11:33:58 AM PST by csvset
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To: csvset

His new name is “Stubby.”


73 posted on 01/30/2014 11:51:23 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RichInOC

Happens a lot in that region.


74 posted on 01/30/2014 11:52:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Right in the berries, ouch.

Sound off like you got a pair one, maybe.

75 posted on 01/30/2014 11:59:30 AM PST by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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76 posted on 01/30/2014 2:17:21 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Martin, I cannot believe no one pinged you here yet!


77 posted on 01/30/2014 7:30:48 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: bray
Think that’s bad, I had a nasty paper cut this morning.

On your testicles?

78 posted on 01/30/2014 8:04:29 PM PST by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; dixiechick2000; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; GQuagmire; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

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79 posted on 01/30/2014 9:08:56 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Whoever wrote this story should be sacked!


80 posted on 01/31/2014 1:33:59 AM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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