The solution is simple, my FRiend:
Get a urine-colored toilet!
Posted on 12/11/2013 10:23:52 AM PST by nickcarraway
A newlywed couple in Pennsylvania killed a man whom the wife had lured to a rendezvous though an online dating advertisement, strangling him and stabbing him repeatedly, police said on Friday.
The pair, named as Elytte and Miranda Barbour, "just wanted to murder someone together," Sunbury Police Corporal Brad Hare told Reuters.
Elytte Barbour, 22, hid under a blanket in the back of their car as his 18-year-old wife Miranda drove to pick up a man she met through Craigslist at a mall north of Harrisburg on November 11, the Sunbury Police Department said in a report.
On Miranda's signal, Elytte strangled the man, 42-year-old Troy LaFerrara, with a cord while she stabbed him about 20 times, it said.
They dumped his body in an alley in Sunbury, where police found him the next day.
"It was pretty twisted," Hare said.
Miranda told police she connected with LaFerrara through Craigslist, which she used to meet other men who would pay her for escort-style "companionship," he said
Elytte was arrested on Friday and faces multiple criminal homicide and assault charges. Miranda was arrested on Tuesday and faces similar charges, according to local media reports. They were being held without bail.
After dumping the body, Elytte and Miranda bought bleach wipes, towels, and cleaning liquid to remove the blood from inside the vehicle, police said.
After cleaning it, they went out to eat.
Join hands and sing aloud, “All cultures are the same!”
Bump.
Barry has definitely “fundamentally transformed” weddings in the United States.
My wife said the same thing about me recently, only she used lazy and slob while besmirching my aim.
(Don’t toilets just clean themselves in other homes?)
Doesn’t the Wedding Vow states “Til DEATH do us part?”
ROFL Dang you beat me. Yep that vow they are really do take it literally LOL
Then there's the Karla Homolka story. She set up her younger sister, among a couple of others, to be raped and murdered by her hubby.
She plead out against her husband, and got a relatively "short" sentence, that is, she's out with the majority of her life ahead of her.
The solution is simple, my FRiend:
Get a urine-colored toilet!
“As I recall his girlfriend slipped him a wood cutout that he used to break out of jail. Talk about guts. Of course it may or may not be true.”
Nobody knows for sure how he got the fake gun. Some think that she slipped it to him, others think that he fashioned it himself in jail. They have the fake gun though, so we at least know that part is true.
"No creeps or other offers, please."
I remember someone once posted a picture of the actual Bonnie and Clyde here on FR. What inbred specimens they were! Why would anyone want to glamourise that?
Mostly homos on CL.
The dialog in BONNIE AND CLYDE was stupid, too. Plus, I hate movies where the narrator is already dead. How the hell is he talking?
As for this couple, it’s sickening knowing men would actually pay to boink that skank.
Noooo, direct them to the Middle East section, and cut em loose!
Looks like a Plain Jane to me, nothing special at all.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/real-bonnie-clyde-history-been-2239712
They aren’t paying for the boink, they’re paying her to go away afterwards.
Everyone needs a memorable honeymoon.
It looks like a injection molded piece of plastic to me.
Now that I think about it for the first time I’m surprised toilets made from recycled milk jugs aren’t mandated by some states yet.
I was really looking forward to seeing Bonnie & Clyde.
We turned it off about 1/4 way into it.Man they took
liberty with the story.Threw reality out the window
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