Pond scum. Weather balloons. Yeah, you guys can't fool us.
I think THAT is the question !! Why is it that no Proctologists are included on the inspection/investigation teams. I mean, we are faced here with decades of stories about how Bubba here or Emily there got anally probed when abducted, and no one....no one has thought to wonder why.
I myself think a proctologist’s perspective on this matter would be extremely enlightening. It could be the difference between a squeak or a big BLAPPPP for all of us, couldn’t it?