[Mrs. Don-o]

Thing is, if pedophilia is defined as an orientation, it becomes subject, not only to protection by law, but to all the other gimmes and freebies prescribed for people who have been cruelly discriminated against by our Judeo-Christian-influenced sociey over the years. They'll be recxruited into evey sort of job in order to correct imbalances caused by past inidious discrimination, and to enrich our diversity.

Especially for the children.

/v/ (vomit tag)

[Jeff Chandler]

In the near future:

1. Pedophile History Month
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2. Affirmative Action for pedophiles in hiring, college admissions, and government contracts
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3. College degrees in Pedophile Studies
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4. Adult/Child Marriage

[jsanders2001]

Pedophiles will be able to work as swimming pool instructors and daycare workers. They’ve already got them leading scout troops.