Posted on 09/24/2013 6:00:32 PM PDT by EveningStar
St. Marks place looks like it has a lot of good used book stores but I dare not run into any fake penises between the isles. (no pun intended)
Did he run 10k with the fake d*** in his underwear??
Man, that’s gotta be uncomfortable.
>>> Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?
Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.
Too late, Google has already checked on you. This thread is already on Google so that means it's on some NSA server in Utah.
LOL, that’s the first thing I thought.
“This thread is already on Google so that means it’s on some NSA server in Utah. “
That brings the image of a South Park cartoon.
No I won’t post it or say it but you know which one.
Isn’t this what cost Tim Sizemore his freedom for a while? He used a whizzinator which is supposed to look like a man’s organ. Hell, if they’re that hardcore. Stop doing dope, fast and use a catheter to put the clean pee in their bladder (hopefully not menopausal like Elaine in Seinfeld) to past the test.
Now, I don’t mind if someone smokes pot but that’s where I pretty much draw the line and the worst part is that pot lasts in your system for up to a month or more while hardcore drugs like Meth or Coke last around four days. I think Benzos like Valium can last two weeks to a month as well.
Since our current crop of 60s dropout legislators are all for drug tsting, we should have employment and random drug tests for all Federal Senators, House members and all state officials too as well as mayors, police chiefs, judges, DAs and anyone else who is pushing these drug tests and finally, cops.
Buste for a trick dick....that’s a new one
And distracting.
August 28, 2009
Minneapolis Starribune
The don't-miss event of the year (which we unfortunately have to miss) is happening tonight at the Shakopee Auction Center.
As part of an auction of seized items, the infamous Original Whizzinator that ex-Viking tried to sneak through airport security, presumably to pass a drug test, will be auctioned off tonight.
One day. Ten or twenty years from now, when you decide to run for public office.
Post number 13 will surface in the opposition research.
I just hope I’m alive to hear you try to explain it on live TV.
There was a case a few years ago where a convenience store clerk reported someone to the police for heating a wizzonator in the store microwave.
Supposedly he was making it body temp so he could pass a nearby drug test - iirc for a parole board or something similar.
This guy is kind of famous now. lol!
Serena Williams owns two — one for surprise drug tests and the other in the wash.
Did he beat it? The test, I mean.
“One day. Ten or twenty years from now, when you decide to run for public office.
Post number 13 will surface in the opposition research.
I just hope I’m alive to hear you try to explain it on live TV.”
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Some concepts are just beyond me. The fact this item was thought up, drafted, produced, marketed, sold, sought out, purchased, and used just astounds me. We don’t have a painless and affective cure for cancer but we have a fake penis for drug tests? What a world.
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Geez, I use one all the time.
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