[Lazamataz]

The two officers kept running up and down the third rail but the kitties kept alluding them, running back and forth.

(Officer tries to grab a kitten)
Kitten 1: "I think he's gay."
Kitten 2: "All the signs are there."

(Officer tries to grab the other kitten)
Kitten 1: "Only an alcoholic would have missed me."
Kitten 2: (makes drinking motion) "Glug glug glug glug..."

(Officer tries to grab one of the kittens again)
Kitten 1: "Damned momma's boy."
Kitten 2: "Still living in her basement, brah?"

One of these days they may actually teach English in schools. I hold on to hope, eternal.

[9YearLurker]

Are you eluding to their misuse of the English language?

[Slings and Arrows]