[DesertSapper]

Me.

Or in the real world:
West - Prez
Cruz - VP
Bolton - Sec State
Paul - Sec Tresury
Franks - Sec Def
Palin - Interior
Norris - DHS
Perry - EPA
Walker - EEOC/Labor Sec
Arpaio - Attny General
Ryan - Sec Commerce

[Gaffer]

Agree with most of yours very much. However, RYAN is a nothing no go in my book. He can ‘de facto’ hisself [sic] all the way out the door out of a job for all I care.

[Absolutely Nobama]

That would be cool, but I’d rather see this:

Cruz/West 2016

Then again, I wouldn’t exactly be unhappy if your scenario came to be, either.