SOMETHING BIG GOING DOWN TONIGHT (VANITY)

August 2, 2013 | Hostage

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

Uh oh! Pack the extra shower curtains, and everyone needs to look for the Topic! We haven’t seen the Topic since 2007!

[moose07]

“...needs to look for the Topic!...”

I’ll check the forward cargo holds.
It may be lurking under the pile of empty beer cans and anitque pizza boxes.

[no-to-illegals]

Standing By.

[Tax-chick]

I think something ate the pizza boxes, but the beer cans were still there, last time Frank was missing.

[moose07]

Do you think that Darks might have a copy of ‘the Topic’ on a floppy disk somewhere?

Some of those Pizza boxes where pre-Revolution, shame they are gone.
Could have been worth a fortune.

[Tax-chick]

You don’t want the kind of thing that eats that many pizza boxes to come looking for something else.

[advertising guy]

it finally hit me...a media driven headline

Something Big is gonna drop tonight

Angela Corey is gonna spike Rachel Janteal’s drink and

reopen the Zimmerman case as a hate crime

[Tax-chick]

Tomorrow is Monday, so anything could happen. My son could get a job, for example!

[Mad Dawgg]

"Dread Plaque of Undead has been invoked. Prepare thineselves, the shuffling snuffling hordes shall be upon us!"

"Any minnit now."

Will there be refreshments served and will there be debauchery and debasements to be had as well?

[advertising guy]

tell him to go apply at a reputable car dealership...they have a parts dept, auto body....lot porters, sales and office paperwork......dealerships are always lookin for talent to train for long term employment

[right way right]

Buy Gold.

[Tax-chick]

Oh, good idea!

[Mad Dawgg]

"Okay, so this is too good to pass up - add me to The List, k thx bai!"

"So let it be written. So let it be done."

For when the INTERNET goes down and quits working completely (Sorta like Congress only funner)

I've created a FRee Republic Emergency Ping list (as suggested by mitch5501 ) called:

The "The INTERNET isn't working" ping list:

IF you would like "ON' or "OFF the list FReep Mail me OR ping me in a thread with your request. This will not be a High Volume Ping list (Well at least we hope the INTERNET doesn't quit working frequently)

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

I was hoping this thread would get the nod; it's been a real gem. There were even a few commenters asking if it would turn Undead.

Domo for the heads-up.

[GeronL]

I had a lot of fun with this thread

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Between you, bigheadfred and daffynition, you had me howling over and over again. Thanks for the much-needed levity!

[bigheadfred]

i just wish the (whisper) moderhaters had some sense or humor but they can get purty mean at the daily beatings

[berdie]

Thank you..I so love to be cutting edge!

[Daffynition]

You're welcome....if we don't create some levity and fun...we'll all blow our brains out!