They were playing the 911 call on the radio this afternoon. He sounded pretty calm considering his soon to be ex was upstairs with a Taurus Judge, a metal baton and wearing a bullet proof vest demanding $30,000. Should have changed the locks and turned the alarm on.
posted on 07/10/2013 2:28:14 PM PDT
Always change the locks.
posted on 07/10/2013 2:30:26 PM PDT
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Your first clue should'a been ...
posted on 07/10/2013 2:34:50 PM PDT
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Sleep with the entire Mets roster, eh?
Sid Fernandez, Benny Agbayani, Ty Wigginton....not exactly a Playgirl lineup of guys.
...after allegedly raiding Kris apartment with a gun and a metal baton, all while wearing a bulletproof vest.
It's the sort of thing we relationship counseling professionals know to look for that hint at a failing relationship. BTT
“dancer turned baseball wife” ‘exotic dancer’?
“That’s right kids. The first time I saw Mommy, she was sliding down a pole.”
posted on 07/10/2013 2:43:39 PM PDT
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
This thread needs more pics..er....evidence....
posted on 07/10/2013 2:47:14 PM PDT
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What a combination. Smokin’ hot and bats@#t crazy.
To: Slings and Arrows
Ex stripper soon-to-be-ex-wife in a bullet proof vest packing a Taurus Judge asking for $30,000 in cash not in Florida. Sounds like it shouldn’t be a ping.
posted on 07/10/2013 4:07:48 PM PDT
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Hmmmm. Sounds like one of those Glenn Close “Fatal Attraction” deals. Scary stuff.
posted on 07/10/2013 4:17:32 PM PDT
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I in fact love the tats.
It makes it a lot easier to weed out the bad ones...
posted on 07/10/2013 10:30:33 PM PDT
Way back in my "bad" days I lived with a girl that had "gone off the rails" - I would push my dresser in front of the locked bedroom door so I could get a decent nights sleep.
She was a great cook, and gorgeous, too - so it was tough to leave....
posted on 07/11/2013 3:54:51 AM PDT
by Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
posted on 07/11/2013 6:06:31 AM PDT
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
posted on 11/06/2013 5:25:11 AM PST
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