And it stars Johnny Depp. How shocking. (Don’t make me put that tag on it.)
Then why are the critics beating up on it? Based on what you say; they should love it.
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Thanks for the heads up.
I shall take a pass on this one. Yechhh.
Another pay day for Depp.
He keeps cashing in because idiots subsidize this crap.
Just from the quick trailers on TV it appeared to be quite stupid.
Thank you for the review. My family will not be seeing this movie. Ever.
DOn’t worry. It’ll get creamed by “Despicable Me II” and “Monster University”.
Lone Ranger and Tonto are trapped, surrounded by blood thirsty Indians...
Lone Ranger: "Tonto, old friend, we're in big trouble..."
Tonto: "Kemo Sabe, what's with this WE sh*t?"
Seems like the Pirates schtick just couldn’t be suppressed, huh?
Just seeing a photo of Depp supposedly playing Tonto was enough to cause one to decide decisively not to see this nonsense.
Depp with a bird perched atop his head as if ready to take a healthy crap was enough to churn stomachs.
Doesn’t sound good.
Rationale.
When I see a prostitute in the previews, I know it’s NOT a child’s show. And thus not true to the story.
Even without that, I know something’s wrong when Tonto looks like a South American Indian medicine man.
I don’t let my politics control what movies I go to and which ones I do not. I enjoy Depp’s work and my wife and I will be seeing it.
If you don’t like it, don’t go see it.
I really don’t go out to watch movies anymore, but I have to admit that the little frenchman, Johnny Depp, has a knack of providing me a chuckle or two. So he gets a thumbs up from me as far as an entertainer goes. Whether or not this movie is dud, I don’t know, but historically I’ve liked his movies - so if it ever makes the TV circuit, I’ll watch it.
Another one goes down the toilet.
No doubt, Hollyweird expects to make it up abroad.
When the wife and I saw an ad where the Lone Ranger and Tonto were attempting to blow-up a railway span, my wife and I looked at each other and said, “The Lone Ranger doesn’t blow-up sh!t!”
Up until that time, we wanted to see it, because we were hoping that it would be good. After that, we decided to wait until it makes it to Netflix!
You just can’t outmatch Clayton Moore as the Lone Ranger.
Here he is as the Lone Ranger with Tonto in a early 1970’s Aqua Velva commercial. Good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtPplcqxv2I
Not even the trailer looks good. Thanks for the heads up.