No problem recruiting a search party, I'll guess.
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To: zeestephen
Next headline...Naked Search Party looks for Naked Woman...
To: zeestephen
71 posted on
06/11/2013 11:06:30 AM PDT by
Rannug
("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
To: zeestephen; a fool in paradise
Putting on a fanny pack was a mistake. All tourist advisories warn against carrying fanny packs, as they are easy for pickpockets to strip.
74 posted on
06/11/2013 11:08:55 AM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: zeestephen
Is the search party going in with or without clothes???
To: zeestephen
I try to pound a simple fact into my daughter’s heads:
Stupid. Girls. Die.
A few episodes of any “cold case” type true tv show usually gets the point across.
81 posted on
06/11/2013 11:15:21 AM PDT by
Ignatz
(Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
To: zeestephen
85 posted on
06/11/2013 11:22:57 AM PDT by
BFM
(CLINTON is and always will be a rapist. Never forget!)
To: zeestephen
Was that written correctly? Was she “naked with a fanny pack” or “naked packin fanny”?
89 posted on
06/11/2013 11:31:10 AM PDT by
Adder
(No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
To: zeestephen
Probably hiding behind a bush.
94 posted on
06/11/2013 11:38:48 AM PDT by
Cyman
To: zeestephen
Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forestFigure the wildlife didn't have to unwrap its food.
98 posted on
06/11/2013 11:40:38 AM PDT by
DakotaGator
(Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
To: zeestephen
Subotai: Food... FOOD! I have not eaten for days.
Conan: And who says you will?
Subotai: Give me food, so I have strength when the wolves come. Let me die, not in hunger, but in combat!
Conan: Who are you?
Subotai: [jumps to his feet] I am Subotai! Thief and archer! I am Hyrkanian... the great order of Kerlait!
Conan: So what are you doing here?
Subotai: [holds up chains] Dinner for wolves.
[Conan laughs, Subotai laughs]
This is wolf country unfortunately. Was driving home late last night and saw one cross the road. Hope she is okay.
99 posted on
06/11/2013 11:42:51 AM PDT by
smaug6
(We can't afford to be innocent!! Stand up and face the enemy.)
To: Lazamataz
No reply from you and no ping in 100 replies.
100 posted on
06/11/2013 11:45:45 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: zeestephen
When women walk down the street with their t*ts hanging out they become shocked and outraged if a guy even glances at them,let alone indicate any crude sort of “approval”.And now a woman walks through a deserted woodland and she's missing.Ten bucks says she's dead...probably at the hand of some psychopath.I guess she didn't realize that psychopaths *do* exist and that they might find a naked woman in a deserted area to be particularly “intriguing”.
To: zeestephen
stupid teen ager will most like succomb to the weather
106 posted on
06/11/2013 11:59:22 AM PDT by
Nifster
To: zeestephen
109 posted on
06/11/2013 12:17:36 PM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
To: zeestephen
112 posted on
06/11/2013 1:12:01 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
To: zeestephen; Slings and Arrows
In other news, has anyone seen Laz?
115 posted on
06/11/2013 6:34:49 PM PDT by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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