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No problem recruiting a search party, I'll guess.
1 posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen
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Pretty damn obvious that this tree hugger didn't have a clue about chiggers, biting ants, tabanids, and ticks. Nekkid people around here are food for insects. There is nekkid and then there is naked.
26 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:00 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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Girl power! Whoops.


27 posted on 06/11/2013 10:44:27 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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Just last month there was a (cute) 21yo woman who ate magic mushrooms while hiking and stripped naked.

There were 35 first responders from 5 departments including several helicopters...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-woman-on-mushrooms-rescued-784532

31 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:05 AM PDT by varyouga
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And, Father, if you would just grant this one prayer, I'd... Thank You, LORD!!!!
32 posted on 06/11/2013 10:45:47 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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33 posted on 06/11/2013 10:46:00 AM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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No problem recruiting a search party, I'll guess.

I'd guess there will be enough volunteers looking.

35 posted on 06/11/2013 10:47:30 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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36 posted on 06/11/2013 10:47:56 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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“Spiritual quest” Yes, that’s what I told my high school girlfriend’s Dad when he caught me trying to convince his daughter to take off her clothes.
“We’re on a spiritual quest, “ I told him.
“Here....this shotgun will help you achieve enlightenment!”, he replied.
Another non-believer.


38 posted on 06/11/2013 10:48:44 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Me Sasquach. You Jane.


39 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:00 AM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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Suicide mission. She’s feeling Mother Nature’s tough side right now.


41 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:32 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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I have my B.O.B. ready but, I’m gonna need pics to make it worth my while to rescue her...


42 posted on 06/11/2013 10:49:35 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Sasquatch will grab her first.


45 posted on 06/11/2013 10:50:52 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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Look for any freshly dug holes with lots of bear tracks around them. They like to save up larger kills for postprandial snacks.

On the positive side, Darwin Award nominations are still open.

47 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:40 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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We lived in a desert community north of Phoenix which is also the home of a well-known nudist camp. It was not at all unusual to encounter naked horse-back riders, hikers, 4-wheelers, or nudists out for an evening stroll.

That’s different form a lone naked woman hiking on a public trail. It’s dangerous enough with clothes on. And, more importantly, there’s no place to carry concealed. The element of surprise is lost (well, maybe).

Pray that she is found safe and sound!


48 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:41 AM PDT by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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I thought a fanny pack was a new Boy Scouting activity....


49 posted on 06/11/2013 10:51:42 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (Tokyo Rove is more than a name, it's a GREAT WEBSITE)
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53 posted on 06/11/2013 10:53:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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“Darkness Falls” X Files 1X19.


56 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:25 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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Five million years of evolution and we have to go learn the whole Death By Exposure thing all over again...


57 posted on 06/11/2013 10:54:49 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Never crossed her mind...I may die from this happy crap!


64 posted on 06/11/2013 10:59:08 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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If she looks anything like the women that participate in Vermont’s nude bicycle races; you do NOT want pictures.


65 posted on 06/11/2013 10:59:29 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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